Qasual Questions: Turn Down For What Tuesday

Here are some QQs from Special Guest Star TexaHoya!

1. Who is your favorite comedian? (CHALLENGE: Who is your favorite comedian not named Cosby, Carlin, Pryor, or Rickles?)

2. Of the following three, which would you f***, which would you marry, and which would you kill? Kate Upton, Heidi Klum, Scarlett Johansson. Please explain your answer. (My apologies for the potential gender/sexuality-exclusive nature of this question, but I'm attempting to cater to the largest proportion of blog readers/commentators)

3. If you had to compose a 5-person super-hate Hall of Fame, who would make it and why?

4. LUNCH-RELATED QUESTION: If you had to choose just one topping to put on every burger you eat for the rest of your life, which would it be?

5. What is the greatest sporting moment you have ever witnessed IN PERSON?