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Elite Eight Open Thread!


We are merely hours away from the Elite Eight to begin, an Elite Eight that may soon be known as "The Apocalypse at the Verizon Center", as the Syracuse Orange are just 40 minutes of basketball away from cutting down the nets on Georgetown's home court. If this happens there's really nothing left to do other than petition Ted Leonsis to burn the place down and build a more casual Basketball Palace with a dimmer switch on Georgetown's campus. After years of subjecting the denizens of DC to woeful Wizards basketball, annual playoff flameout Capitals hockey, Mystics hoops (attendance banners!) and Jonas Brothers concerts, it is time for the Verizon Center to go.

UNLESS MARQUETTE CAN WIN! I have never wanted Buzz Williams to win anything more than this game today. Please, for the love of all that's holy, in the name of the Jesuit Pope on Easter weekend, BEAT SYRACUSE DAMMIT.


You have got to be fucking kidding me.

Easter Lesson: There is no God.

Courtesy of the Mothership:

Saturday, March 30 (Regional Finals in Washington, Los Angeles)

Syracuse vs. Marquette, 4:30 p.m. ET (CBS) (Verne Lundquist, Bill Raftery and Rachel Nichols)

Wichita State vs. Ohio State, 7:05 p.m. ET (CBS) (Kevin Harlan, Reggie Miller, Len Elmore and Lewis Johnson)

Sunday, March 31 (Regional Finals in Arlington and Indianapolis)

Florida vs. Michigan, 2:20 p.m. ET (CBS) (Marv Albert, Steve Kerr and Craig Sager)

Duke vs. Louisville, 5:05 p.m. ET (CBS) (Jim Nantz, Clark Kellogg and Tracy Wolfson)

Thank goodness for baseball.