While the March-scarred Georgetown fan base holds onto its collective butt, you know who is supremely casual about this match-up? Why, Funneling Jack, of course. Were he not a Hoya, he would have been quite at home among the Dirty Birds.

But, a Hoya he is, and a Hoya you are. So if you'll be in DC this Friday evening, get thee to Iron Horse for another helping of shredded nerves and adult beverages. The deets...

Where: Iron Horse (507 7th St, NW)

When: Tip is 6:50pm

What: The following fine drink specials:

$3 Miller Light

$3 Bud Light

$4 Flying Dog IPA

$4 Chocolate City Lager

$5 Rails

$5 Hoya Shotza