Josh Smith NCAA Waiver Haiku

The NCAA granting Josh Smith immediate eligibility was surprising, but what still remains a mystery is what exactly Georgetown included in that waiver application that convinced the NCAA to issue what is basically a precedent-setting decision.  The only possible way for me to fathom why Georgetown was able to outwit, outsmart and outlast the NCAA into granting Josh Smith's waiver was that it must have been written in Haiku.  Below are some variations of what that waiver may have said:

Florida Gulf Coast

Greg Whittington ACL

Give us a damn break

Please clear Josh Smith now

We have nothing to live for

We need booze and chicks

Hoyas need Josh Smith

Jesuit Pope for the win

Answer our prayers please

Georgetown needs big man

NCAA needs Big East

Rest of Big East stinks

Dear NCAA

Got nothing to write about

Free Josh Smith, Love Blog

NCAA now

That you have freed Josh Smith, please

Document your lunch

Feel free to offer your glorious Haiku suggestions in the comments below.