Thursday Open Thread Orgy: Fast-Kicking, Low Scoring and Ties Euro 2012 Action and The U.S. Open!

Whoa nelly! Yesterday's goal EXPLOSION that resulted in not one, not two, not three, not four, not five...but 8 goals was as good as it gets for the fast-kicking, low scoring and ties sport of futbol, and today we've got powerhouses Spain and Italy in Euro 2012 action!

But wait, there's more! Today in San Francisco the world's best golfers will tee off in the 2012 U.S. Open! Tiger Woods, Phil Mickelson and Bubba Watson in the same group! Amazing! We're following all of today's events right here on America's Most-Read Georgetown Hoyas website, so stay tuned for what is sure to be an entertaining Open Thread Orgy of Upside!

Today's lineup:

Tiger, Mickelson and Bubba at 10:33!

Italy v. Croatia at noon!

Spain v. Ireland at 2:45!

If Kenner League doesn't start soon I am going to shoot myself.