Casual Euro 2012 Open Thread: So Much Fast-Kicking, So Much Low Scoring and So Many Ties!

It is so difficult to concentrate on the NBA Finals featuring LeBron James and Kevin Durant here in America when we've got the fabulous sport of soccer transfixing all of Europe! After yesterday's Euro 2012 action that featured just 5 goals but plenty of that fast-kicking, low scoring and ties action we're now accustomed to, we're back today with a sexy doubleheader that is destined to feature even more fast-kicking, more low-scoring, and more ties!

By the way, in case you missed it last night (which I doubt you did because soccer is so popular), the United States Men's National Team couldn't beat Guatemala in World Cup qualifying, settling for...wait...for...it...a 1-1 TIE! Against Guatefuckingmala!

Today's lineup:

Denmark v. Portugal at noon!

Netherlands v. Germany at 2:45!