Welcome back to another edition of the award winning, hard hitting, Earth shaking, love making, Viagra taking Casual Investigation series! Today, we're scraping the bottom of the filler barrel to answer a question that many of you have been wondering: How many wins is Georgetown going to have this season? And as an added bonus, we're doing it in HAIKU!
That's right everyone, after The Jump join us as we take you through each and every remaining game on the Hoyas schedule, and predict the outcomes...in HAIKU!
Predictions IN HAIKU after The Jump:
Record: (17-3, 7-2)
Record: (18-3, 8-2)
Record: (19-3, 9-2)
Wednesday, February 8th @ Syracuse:
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Result: LOSS. Cuse 78 - Hoyas 67
Record: (19-4, 9-3)
Sunday, February 12th v. St. John's:
Johnnies in trouble
Athletic but don't play smart
Should be named Redmen
Record: (20-4, 10-3)
Saturday, February 18th @ Providence:
Great class for next year
But not so true of this year
Win for season sweep
Record: (21-4, 11-3)
Record: (21-5, 11-4)
Record: (22-5, 12-4)
Record: (23-5, 13-4)
Record: (24-5, 14-4)
I hereby declare this Casual Investigation CONCLUDED.
Saturday cannot come soon enough.