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Hoya (Football) Paranoia Spreading like a Mildly Irritating Communicable Disease

You are certainly well aware by now that we at THE GLOBAL PHENOMENON have reached the inescapable conclusion that the Georgetown Football team is an unstoppable juggernaut that is cruising to an undefeated season, many, many trophies and accolades (including, but not limited to, the Nobel Peace Prize and the Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay), and ultimately a national championship in the NCAA Football Burrito Bowl Championship Division Subdivision, or whatever they call Division II now.

Today's big news on this front, however, is that WE ARE NOT THE ONLY ONES who believe in The Georgetown Football Hoyas.  THE NEWS IS SPREADING ACROSS THE PLANET:

Others receiving votes: Prairie View A&M 281, Penn 235, Central Arkansas 177, Wofford 158, Gardner-Webb 156, Northern Arizona 140, Eastern Illinois 89, Chattanooga 76, Harvard 59, Jackson State (1) 58, Florida A&M 50, Colgate 38, Georgia Southern 34, Illinois State 33, Southeastern Louisiana 23, Western Illinois 22, Holy Cross 19, Southern Utah 19, Missouri State 17, Delaware State 16, Hampton 16, Youngstown State 14, Alabama State 13, Howard 9, Norfolk State 8, Brown 8, Jacksonville 8, Northern Colorado 6, Georgetown 6, Samford 5, North Dakota 5, Morehead State 5, Texas State 4, UC Davis 3, Morgan State 2, Austin Peay 1, Dayton 1, Eastern Kentucky 1, Maine 1, Old Dominion 1.

Here's to you. six brave voters in the The Sports Network/ FCS Top-25 College Football Poll, for getting on the Bandwagon To Victory!

Oh, and we're playing Yale today at noon.  We'll probably win by 100.