Former Hoya Kevin Millen Running for Congress (R-TN-9)

Yes, that Kevin Millen. His site features some entertaining lit as well as some tortured prose:

Everyone knows that Kevin Millen always went hard in the paint, so aIlow me the opportunity to display the educational valence which was instilled by superior teachers of the Memphis City Schools and Georgetown University.

He gets my vote based on this picture alone:

Millen enters a three-way race for the GOP nomination. The 9th District is a safely blue seat held by 2-term incumbent Steve Cohen, whose only previous competition came in the form of a nasty 2008 primary challenge. Charlie Cook probably won't be changing the rating anytime soon, but judging by Millen's site, we could be in for some entertaining debates.

Stay Casual, my friends.