We can only sit by and watch greatness develop for so long before we have to honor the creative minds of college kids.
Without further ado, we present:
First, Swagman's heroics:
#swagman walks past a burning building..plz help says the citizen..#swagman uses the flame to light his cigar of justice, and keeps walking
lady got mugged and they took her purse w/ car keys inside.. #swagman to the rescue? Nah I hotwired the bmw and left...she dnt need it no mo
#swagman sees a lil girl dropped her books...I kick one 10ft away to give her exercise #swagmanrescue
Regularman follows suit:
#Regularman walks over a drain and hears a kitten cryin #Regularman Duct tapes the man hole shut the kitten will no longer disturb the peace
I saw an old women drop her purse and asked me to help #Regularman to the rescue? #nochance I looked in her purse, took a 20 out and bounced
I saw a women chasing her dog earlier.. a job for #Regularman? I had to tell the woman that the dog obviously didn't like her so give it up
It's only a matter of time before our heroes have their first run in with...