After our man Varmint in Vegas went 4-7 in his first 11 picks (including a soul crushing and wallet burning 6 game losing streak), we here at the GLOBAL PHENOMENON began listening to your pleas to make a change. But rather than dump Varmint while he was down on his luck, we decided to make things a bit more interesting while at the same time testing out one of gambling's greatest questions:
CAN AN AVID SPORTS GAMBLER PICK BETTER THAN MY PUPPY?
Tale of the Tape and Picks after The Jump:
Tale of the Tape:
| Varmint | Teddy | |
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| Head-to-Head Record | 0-3 | 3-0 |
| Age | 37 | Almost 2 years old |
| Race | Ghostly White | Maltipoo |
| Weight | 205 pounds | 6 pounds |
| Fun Fact | "I am 2-6 all-time in street fights." | "I am constantly told not to beg for food." |
Varmint's Pick:
Another loser for Vomit the Geek last night..... Here we go with my 15th pick...I am 4-10!
Vandy -11 vs Georgia.....Bigtime revenge game here for the Commodores....Georgia beat Vandy in a fluke game on Feb 6th....Vandy is 15-20 points better than Georgia...lock 'em up!
Empty your bank account and lay heavy. Vandy -11 is a LOCK!!!
Teddy's Pick:
I am 3-0 and moving to Vegas. This Varmint guy stinks like my poo.
I dislike most other animals, especially the cats and squirrels I see during my walks. I'm sure I'd hate a badger if I ever encountered one, but doesn't Indiana have that awful Jeremiah Rivers guy who transferred from my daddy's favorite team? Take Wisconsin -10.
