After our man Varmint in Vegas went 4-7 in his first 11 picks (including a soul crushing and wallet burning 6 game losing streak), we here at the GLOBAL PHENOMENON began listening to your pleas to make a change. But rather than dump Varmint while he was down on his luck, we decided to make things a bit more interesting while at the same time testing out one of gambling's greatest questions:
CAN AN AVID SPORTS GAMBLER PICK BETTER THAN MY PUPPY?
Tale of the Tape and Picks after The Jump:
Tale of the Tape:
| Varmint | Teddy | |
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| Head to Head Record | 0-2 | 2-0 |
| Age | 37 | Almost 2 years old |
| Race | Ghostly White | Maltipoo |
| Weight | 205 pounds | 6 pounds |
| Fun Fact | "I have the upper body of a 12 year old boy and the lower body of a 75 year old man." | "I have an appointment for my annual booster shots tomorrow." |
Varmint's Pick:
Ok...I am 4-9 and have lost to a dog the last two days.
I think if I lose my next 2 picks I will be done. Losing to a dog has taken its toll on my pride and I am beginning to get some odd looks from strangers at the local 'Books here in Vegas.
IDAHO @ NEW Mexico State....OVER 150 These teams don't have a brain....no D will played in this game....lot's of JC deadbeats/transfers....players transfer for a reason....
Empty your bank account and lay heavy. OVER 150 is a LOCK!!!
Teddy's Pick:
I am 2-0. This Varmint guy stinks like my poo.
There's a chihuahua named Dayton in the neighborhood and he is always barking at me. I'm not sure why he's playing basketball now and getting points to boot, but I'm going with Temple -3 because that's where my mommy and daddy go sometimes when they leave me alone in the house.
