After Georgetown lost to Syracuse at the Verizon Center last month, I was forced to do the unthinkable.  After my heart was broken, pieced back together during an unfathomable second half run, and then cruelly stomped on during the closing minutes of a game against a team that bears the name of a citrus fruit, I did something so traitorous that John Carroll rolled over in his grave while shedding a tear.  I penned a poem lauding Gerry McNamara, the most famous Orange oompa loompa.  The composition was forced by HoyaSuxa, a merciless and doomed soul who insisted I publicly pay my debts in full.

Now, as the third installment of the Georgetown - Syracuse saga is set take place at noon, it is time for vengeance.   And as any wounded but proud warrior would do, I emailed the dude and said let's do it again, bro.

(Details of the wager after the Jump)

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Georgetown lost, I lost, and now we all lost.

As a result of an awful bet I made with Hoya Suxa, I am forced to pen a horribly inaccurate and deceiving composition about Gerry McNamara.  To fully reflect on the impact Gerry has made on my life, I decided to write a poem, through the eyes of Craig Esherick.

Hoya Suxa - Congrats.  I still hate you.

(More filth after the jump)

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Why bet your hard earned money when you can gamble with your dignity?

As Hate Day continues, Matt aka Hoya Suxa, the dark overlord of the self-named blog Hoya Suxa, and I, your fearless and visionary leader, have entered into a wager regarding the outcome of tomorrow's match between Syracuse and Georgetown.

(More after the Jump)

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So I'm spending a Casual Friday at work last week the way I like to spend most Casual Fridays - reading about college basketball and trolling other teams' message boards for ammo to make fun of their players, laugh at their grammar, etc.  Last Friday I was particularly interested in Syracuse's scout board because we had a game coming up against them, and again, their grammar is hilariously bad.  I stumbled into a thread titled "Hoya fan sinks to all-time low."

Started by a fellow named Orangeyes:

Earlier today Gottlieb addressed fan behavior at West Virginia, stating it's been very bad for going on two years now. He was talking about the chants they used regarding Pitino's mistress. He also cited the coin toss that hit a Pitt coach just below the eye.

There are certain things that should remain out of bounds and one is a father & son relationship. People like "Jeff Green's Dad" use their forums in an irresponsible manner when they publish a family photo to mock that family to their audience.

Attacking Andy & Leo

Well looky here, that's about me!  My first thought was "Wow, my making fun of Leo and Andy Rautins is on par with making fun of a man for committing adultery and tossing objects at referees?"  I can guarantee you that when Andy and Leo got matching tattoos they knew some people would make fun of it, and I'm sure they understand the nature of opposing college basketball teams looking for ways to make fun.  They both played high level college basketball, they get the nature of the game, and I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be that offended by what was written.

More posts hating on me after the JUMP

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For loyal readers of this blog, it should come as no surprise that we are almost entirely animated by alcoholism, an addiction to sports gambling, a dedication to the truth and pure, unadulterated hate of Nikita, of Duke and J.J.'s poems, of Jay Wright's tailor, of Jim Calhoun's doctors, of New Jersey, of (at least recently) Chris Wright and, of course, of Syracuse! So, on this Ash Wednesday, we are taking off our shackles and giving up for Lent any reservations we may have had for unloading on that dastardly University to the North.  It shouldn't be much of a sacrifice.

YOU SUCK!

Without further ado, let us present to you, after the Jump, the most hated Syracuse players of the past decade, in no particular order.  While we would have liked to detail an all-encompassing list including the likes of Pearl Washington, Sherman Douglas, Derrick Coleman and Rony Seikaly, we feel their mediocre professional careers were enough punishment.  For those recruits thinking about heading over to Canada to play for Jim Boeheim, don't believe the hype - in his 34 years as a head coach, he has produced two NBA All-Stars, one of which was Carmelo Anthony who would have been great without the sage tutelage monetary awards of Whining Jim.  Luckily the Auburn Correctional Facility is always hiring!

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Good talk.

Last night Bob Newhart entertained the simpletons of Syracuse, NY with jokes about country music, political correctness, and the Georgetown Hoyas.  No idea why he chose to delve into the last subject but here is what he had to say (courtesy of the Syracuse Post Standard):

Associating Syracuse with a strong basketball team, Newhart decided to rip into the intelligence of students at Syracuse University's rival, Georgetown.

He said two Hoyas once were trying to land a small plane on a runway. Both of them kept remarking on how short the runway was, then barely landed the plane.

"Wow, that was a close call. I've never seen such a short runway," Newhart said of the one Hoya. "And the other one said, 'Yeah, but it sure is wide.'"

I'll wait for you to regain your composure after that doozy, I know it took me a good 1-1.5 seconds to stop laughing.

Wow that Bob Newhart sure knows how to entertain a crowd,  although I am pretty sure that if he had just glued two Popsicle sticks together on stage the Cuse faithful would have been equally as delighted.

Good talk.

Following in lordnick's precedent of filling the dead time with non-Georgetown related humor, I present to you the first ever Casual Hoya Caption Contest.

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Have at it.