(To the tune of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes")
There's a circus in the town (in the town)
Jimmy B is a clown (is a clown)
Carter-Williams is a thieving prick
And the Cuse is going down (going down)
If you won't be at the Garden, then get thee to the Horse (assuming you didn't pick up a lifetime ban on Saturday). You know the drill by now.
Where: Iron Horse (507 7th St, NW)
When: Tip is 7pm
What: The following fine drink specials:
$3 Miller Lite
$3 Bud Lite
$4 DC Brau Pale Ale
$4 Port City Optimal Wit
$5 Hoya Shotza
Let them never forget the taste of Georgetown.