(To the tune of "Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes")

There's a circus in the town (in the town)

Jimmy B is a clown (is a clown)

Carter-Williams is a thieving prick

And the Cuse is going down (going down)

If you won't be at the Garden, then get thee to the Horse (assuming you didn't pick up a lifetime ban on Saturday). You know the drill by now.

Where: Iron Horse (507 7th St, NW)

When: Tip is 7pm

What: The following fine drink specials:

$3 Miller Lite

$3 Bud Lite

$4 DC Brau Pale Ale

$4 Port City Optimal Wit

$5 Rails

$5 Hoya Shotza

Let them never forget the taste of Georgetown.