Rules of gravity do not apply to me

March is upon us, and very little is certain. All we know for sure is that our season has somewhere between 3 and 11 games left in it. Then it will be the long expanse of summer suckitude with nothing to look forward to except hardcore lunch documentation and explicit depiction of touring headbands. So gather for one last time this regular season to cheer from afar our magnificent young warriors as they battle through cheese country to try to bring home the Holy Double Bye.

Where: Buffalo Billiards, 1330 19th St NW - we'll hopefully have some space carved out for assembled Casualties

When: Tip-off is at 2pm

Why: Because who knows how many more chances we'll have, darling?