Georgetown - Syracuse: Demon Jack is Back!

by CasualHoya on Feb 7, 2012 4:35 PM EST in Previews and Predictions

If a picture is worth a thousand words, how many words is this Gif worth?

via HoyaSaxual

BEAT CUSE.

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In the style of Cee Lo Green (and reposted per bloglord command)

I see you lay a smackdown
On the girl you love and I’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess a great Big East conference
Wasn’t enough i’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
And fuck Pitt too!
Cuse said "If I was richer, I’d still be with ya"
Ha, now ain’t that some shit? (ain’t that some shit?)
I hope Coach K is impressed,
With how you treat your guests,
Oh, and…
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, ooo

Your game is sorry, or should I say "sore-y"
Since you’re up by the bound’ry line?
How many players…spent time with Laurie
And did they go six overtimes?

I pity the fool that follows Syracuse
(Your AD was a gold digger)
Well
(Your new refs have a hair trigger)
Ooooooh, I’ve got some news for you
Yeah go run and tell your little boyfriend

I see you lay a smackdown
On the girl you love and I’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess a great Big East Conference
Wasn’t enough i’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
And, uh, fuck Pitt too!
Cuse said "if i was richer, i’d still be with ya"
Now ain’t that some shit? (ain’t that some shit?)
We all want you at your best,
So let Chipotle digest,
Oh man…
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, ooo

Now I know…when it comes to Melo,
You had to beg and steal and lie and scheme.
Trying to keep your precious player,
So you won’t have to start Rakeem.

I pity the fool that follows Syracuse
(Your AD was a gold digger)
Well
(Your new refs have a hair trigger)
Ooooooh, I’ve got some news for you
Ooh, i really hate yo ass right now

I see you lay a smackdown
On the girl you love and I’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess a great Big East Conference
Wasn’t enough i’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
And, uh, fuck Pitt too!
Cuse said "if i was richer, i’d still be with ya"
Ha, now ain’t that some shit? (ain’t that some shit?)
But til the team’s next arrest,
Or next fraudulent test, I’ll just say…
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, ooo

Now Jimmy, baby, baby, why d’you wanna wanna hurt me so bad?
(so bad, so bad, so bad)
Is this about the time that Manley got closed
Down by Coach Thompson’s Dad?
(His dad, his dad, his dad)
And you were like:
"Uh! Whiiiine! Uh! Whiiine! Uh! Whiiiiiine" Jimmy?

Oh! I loathe you!
Oh! I so loathe you! Ohhhhh!

I see you lay a smackdown
On the girl you love and I’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, ooo
I guess a great Big East Conference
Wasn’t enough i’m like,
Fuck Cuse!
And, uh, fuck Pitt too!
Cuse said "if i was richer, i’d still be with ya"
Ha, now ain’t that some shit? (ain’t that some shit?)
But since it’s you we detest,
It don’t make us depressed, so just…
Fuck Cuse!
Oo, oo, oo, oo.

Why so Syracuse?

by HoyaJoker07 on Feb 7, 2012 4:41 PM EST reply actions 12 recs

seriously, you guys need to have little JokerSaxuals

boundless talent in such offspring

Hammer of the Cuse

by SirHoya on Feb 7, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions

could make this happen at CXIII

though I understand that Joker won’t be there, which is ridiculous.

Casually.

by CasualHoya on Feb 7, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions

make this happen? blogging isn't a challenge anymore, you need to dabble in matchmaking?

the thought of witnessing such deviousness in action makes me even sadder that Joker (apparently) won’t be there!

by Hoya Saxual on Feb 7, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions

Sad but true

My friend just INSISTS that I skip the Extravaganza and instead marry him and his fiancee.

Maybe he’ll let me wear face paint.

Why so Syracuse?

by HoyaJoker07 on Feb 7, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions

Truly unfortunate timing.

We may have had this discussion before, but we graduated the same year…so there’s a very real possibility I know you (and certainly have mutual friends), which would only add to the potential hilarity of Casual’s scheme. But alas…

(No matter what your friend says, I’m pretty sure the fiancee would not approve of face paint.)

by Hoya Saxual on Feb 7, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions