The Casual Awards: What a Pit(t)y
The Hoyas dropped a squeaker to Big East bottom feeder Pitt on Saturday, but before we kiss the top ten goodbye this afternoon and begin to focus on UConn on Wednesday, we here at THE GLOBAL PHENOMENON are handing out hardware to those most deserving. Away we go...
The Chris Wright Heart of a Champion Award:
Otto Porter. Porter led the Hoyas with 14 points and 6 rebounds in 30 minutes, and for long stretches of the game was the only guy doing anything productive on the court for the Hoyas. Honorable mention: Henry Sims. Sims rebounded from an awful first half to assert himself with authority in the second, finishing with 10 points, 4 rebounds and a team high 5 assists. Still need to see more complete games out of Henry, who continues to maddeningly miss an awful lot of attempts from within two feet.
More Awards after The Jump:
Bench the Starters Award:
In the first half, Georgetown's starters shot a combined 2 for 13 to go along with 6 turnovers and 5 rebounds. This, after a week layoff coming off a horrible performance against Rutgers. This is not good. This is very bad. This is a problem. This isn't funny.
Too Hot to Date Award:
The Top Ten. Sure, we flirt with the top ten, get a couple breaks then take her home for the night, but the top 10 is just out of our league. The defense is at times stifling and when one or two of our big scorers get going the offense looks great -- but too often both have major lapses. These Hoyas are not a top 10 team, BUT THAT'S JUST FINE.
The Coaching Move That Needs to Happen Before Delusion Gives Way to Viciously Cynical Ad Hominem Attacks Award:
Otto Porter into the starting line-up. Bringing perhaps your best all-around player of the bench is a great idea when things are sailing along smoothly. However, when your team keeps falling flat on it's face out the gate as you persist in starting the Nate Lubick despite his valiant effort to set the NCAA record for games with consecutive ill-advised missed threes.... Let's not spot the extremely athletic UConn Huskies a 10-point lead before we put in our best line-up.
Bold Idea Award:
Forget just benching Lubick in favor of Porter. Bench Markel Starks in favor of Jabril Trawick too. I like the starting five of Clark, Trawick, Porter, Hollis, and Henry. It's the perfect amount of finesse and toughness, and good things / hard fouls just seem to happen with Trawick on the floor. Granted, we'd be risking alienating our two prized recruits from the sophomore class, but something needs to wake this team up as February rolls around.
Bright Side of the Moon Award:
When the shit hit the fan for the Hoyas about 5 minutes into the game, JT3 yanked Sims, Lubick, Hollis and Starks and had Jason Clark on the floor with four freshmen: Otto Porter, Greg Whittington, Jabril Trawick, and Mikael Hopkins. The freshmen helped turn the tide a bit and kept the Hoyas in the game.
Casual Quote Award:
JT3: "Both of those areas (rebounding and defense), we were awful," Georgetown coach John Thompson III said. "They got everything they wanted and when they didn't they got the rebound, and that's the difference."
Fan of the Year Award:
JahidiLikesPie. No one, and I mean no one, takes the Hoyas more seriously than Jahidi. I was in close quarters with Captain Fury during Saturday's game, and I can tell you that he is almost Hulk-like in his rage. I fully expected that I'd have to bail him out of jail later in the night for trying to eat someone. Instead, he took a train back to the suburbs and watched a Joe Namath documentary.
"Let Go Let God" Award:
Is anyone still watching Jersey Shore? If you are, you'll know that this award is named after the absolutely absurd chest tattoo that Vinny got while on his weeklong soul-searching mission in Staten Island. Hey Vin-man, you needed to leave the Jersey Shore to spend a week in Staten Island to find yourself? I've been pretty anti-Vinny the whole way through, actually. I think the dude is an over-sensitive ninny when it comes to doing guy things. Would I say that to his face? Absolutely not. Would I party with the guy and fistpump the hell out of that Rihanna "We Found Love" song at the Casual Extravaganza? Absolutely.
Document Your GameWatch Award:
New Orleans Hoyas:
NOLA Hoyas enjoyed stadium seating to watch Georgetown lose.
This poor child had to withstand 2 hours of watching the Hoyas lose on a 13 foot TV screen.
Casual brisket po-boy saved the day.
Successful Lobby Award:
Breast Cancer Awareness. Let me preface this by saying that I fully support breast cancer awareness, and after all, who doesn't. But...isn't it a bit odd that the breast cancer awareness movement has convinced the NCAA to allow teams to wear pink sneakers, MLB to allow pink bats, and the NFL to essentially go pink for an entire month during the season, with some teams painting portions of the field pink and players wearing pink things like towels, wristbands, and cleats? I mean, it's casual and all, but it's making the guys promoting Save the Whales or Eat Vegan look really bad.
Backcourts Win Championships Award:
WHAT IN GOD'S NAME HAS HAPPENED TO MARKEL STARKS? That is all.
Casual Picture Frame Award:
The "Home Collection" from Studio Decor.
Rotten Tomatoes Award:
Caught 'The Artist' Saturday night and it was the perfect antidote for that Hoyas loss. A really neat, unique, and oddly captivating film that is destined to be rewarded with numerous gold statues the night after the Casual Extravaganza. Having seen 7 of the 9 films nominated for Best Picture thus far (still need Hugo and The Tree of Life), The Artist is certainly in the top third, though still pales in comparison to the movie going experience that was War Horse, which was so moving that it forced me to cry during a film for the first time since Armaggedon.
Schedule Don't Get Easier Award:
Georgetown. Don't look now, but we have UConn, a resurgent USF, and Syracuse in the next week and a half. Those three games are coming off of two of the worst JT3 era offensive performances we've seen. Two performances with complete disappearing acts from Markel Starks and Hollis Thompson. Yeah, we could be 6-6 in the Big East real, real soon.
Brandon Bowman Memorial Award:
Hollis Thompson. Hollis was Mr. Invisible the entire game before coming alive with less than three minutes left, scoring 9 of his 11 when the game was well out of reach in an A-Rod performance for the ages. More importantly however, Thompson's final 'meaningless' layup which came with just seconds left provided the final 72-60 margin and pushed the total points scored to 132. The final line on the over/under was 131.
Men's Tennis Award:
Djokovic, Nadal and Federer. So many epic matches over the years.
Good Riddance Award:
Pittsburgh. Any other fans getting really tired of the continuous curbstomping at the hands of the Panthers? In 2007-2008, 2008-2009, 2010-2011, and 2011-2012, Pitt has been the loss that makes me question everything in life. I've had enough of playing them. This is me waving the white flag, just leave me alone!
Otto Porter Award for Filling the Boxscore:
Henry Sims. 10 points, 4 rebounds, 5 assists, and 2 blocks for the man in the middle, who overcame an awful first half to assert himself with authority in the second. Now, if Henry can only put that together for an entire game...
Georgetown Has Another Awesome Team Award:
The Georgetown Lady Hoyas. It was quite refreshing to be lounging around on a casual Sunday and happen to find the 19th ranked Lady Hoyas demolishing 12th ranked Rutgers on ESPNU live from McDonough. Sugar Rodgers and the gals play stifling, swarming defense and based on what I saw, have a legit shot of going pretty far come March. Can't we get a DelusionTrain rolling for the ladies?
Reversal of Fortune Award:
Was it me or did Pitt look kind of Georgetown-esque? Seemed like Pitt took the shot clock down to single digits on nearly every possession, and wound up with a good look on a backdoor cut. Of course, that could have been because Georgetown's defense in the first half and during the stretch in the 2nd after cutting the lead to 6 was especially horrendous, but hey, it's just an observation.
When the Going Gets Tough Award:
The teams that always give the Hoyas the most problems are the ones that play scrappy, hard-nosed Big East hoops. Should just go ahead and pencil in losses to West Virginia, Cincy, and Pitt every year, or at least until the Hoyas roster is 12-deep with players who have Jabril Trawick's heart and toughness.
Jim Nantz Award for In-Game Commentary:
Here are a few golden nuggets from the Casual Gamethread:
Syracuse's submission for ugliest fans in the country
#orcs #HoyaSaxa
Eat that box
So much for a quick start.
This smells familiar
by TouomouIsMyHomie on Jan 28, 2012 4:18 PM EST via mobile reply actions
ah a long picture
of the pittsburgh skyline
nice brown river
"These dudes are good" - Hoya2Pacer on this years team
by iheartgregmonroe on Jan 28, 2012 4:21 PM EST reply actions
Seriously though, are there any repercussions if we change shoes at halftime?
fucking pink shoes
Blip
by JahidiLikesPie on Jan 28, 2012 4:43 PM EST via mobile reply actions
somebody please explain to them
that the point of this game is getting the ball in the basket
by myfiancewenttodukepleasedon'thateme on Jan 28, 2012 4:47 PM EST reply actions
I think I'd rather watch Kourtney and Kim take New York
I hope they are changing shoes at halftime
To the pro-cancer shoes.
by Uninformed Person on Jan 28, 2012 4:57 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
funny story about gibbs
was in my bro’s (the dick from above comments) class in 2nd grade, used to go behind people using the urinal, and poke them in the kidney as they peed.
Take No Prisoners, especially if they wear Orange.
by hoyabballownsall on Jan 28, 2012 5:33 PM EST reply actions
I expected Greg Monroe to get T'ed up on that review somehow
by NewsToTom on Jan 28, 2012 5:41 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Fudge.


I have no idea.
Seriously though, are there any repercussions if we change shoes at halftime?
fucking pink shoes
Blip
by JahidiLikesPie on Jan 28, 2012 4:43 PM EST via mobile reply actions
somebody please explain to them
that the point of this game is getting the ball in the basket
by myfiancewenttodukepleasedon'thateme on Jan 28, 2012 4:47 PM EST reply actions
I think I'd rather watch Kourtney and Kim take New York
I hope they are changing shoes at halftime
To the pro-cancer shoes.
by Uninformed Person on Jan 28, 2012 4:57 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs
funny story about gibbs
was in my bro’s (the dick from above comments) class in 2nd grade, used to go behind people using the urinal, and poke them in the kidney as they peed.
Take No Prisoners, especially if they wear Orange.
by hoyabballownsall on Jan 28, 2012 5:33 PM EST reply actions
I expected Greg Monroe to get T'ed up on that review somehow
by NewsToTom on Jan 28, 2012 5:41 PM EST reply actions 2 recs
Fudge.


I have no idea.
Gratuitous Pic of Stacy Keibler That Offers a Glimpse As To What George Clooney Sees in Her Award:
Indeed.
The Georgetown Hoyas are a nationally ranked powerhouse.
UConn is NeXt.
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Captain Fury
really wanted a reason to celebrate Saturday Night in the big city, but it just wasn’t meant to be.
Namath documentary was stellar. I also tried some of those McDonald’s chicken popper things. Purposely did not document, but they were pretty tasty.
Blip
Much better team to watch
the only time they put on an offensive (under)performance similar to the Men’s recent games was against Notre Dame -and that was the number 1 team in the country.
After that last, unholy row,
I never, ever play, basketball now.
It joins a list of things I'll miss like fencing foils and lovely girls I'll never kiss.
by vivanloshoyas on Jan 30, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions
ND was #2
Baylor was #1.
I attended both the ND and Louisville games but missed Rutgers. I’m beginning to think that they play better when I’m not there.
You're right
I think they bumped up to # 1 one or two weeks later.
After that last, unholy row,
I never, ever play, basketball now.
It joins a list of things I'll miss like fencing foils and lovely girls I'll never kiss.
by vivanloshoyas on Jan 30, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions
Two mentions of the U/O in one post?
Someone bet the Under.
by WallaceAtTheLineShooting2 on Jan 30, 2012 9:32 AM EST reply actions
Lubick-Porter starting lineup question
One the one hand, you can argue that Porter is getting starter minutes anyway so what’s the point.
On the other, is there a direct correlation with Georgetown’s horrid starts to Lubick being in the game?
Casually.
It hurts us to give up points and team fouls in the first 3 minutes just so lubick can start
An nfl team would never start their backup running back with the plan to go 3 and out the first series.
Play the guys who give you the best chance from the start. Sorry lubick, that isn’t you anymore.
Section 101.
by RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey on Jan 30, 2012 11:11 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
It doesn’t matter who starts, it’s about who finishes signed..
Jason Terry.. Nate was not in the game when we got layup’d over and over in the first half to go down by 30,000. He’s being scapegoated a bit here IMO.
The bigger question is why can’t Markel stay on the floor for more than 4 minutes without picking up 2 fouls? Asking Jason to run the point, be the primary ball handler and chase guys like Gibbs around all game is gonna wear him down,. We need better smarter play from Markel point blank period.
Lastly I think our slow starts are more tied to the fact that the offense runs through Henry and he is a notorious slow starter. He seems to always have weak first halfs then he does the 85 Villanova Wildcat at halftime (joking) and comes out balling in the second. We need more of a 40 minute effort from him as well.
Nate’s not the reason we can’t hit the side of a barn in the first half, every body has to get better and focus in for 40 minutes..
In Sims defense!!!!
I don’t mind him starting off slow in the first half, he’s all we got at center and his height kills a desperate offense towards the end. But I do agree with your last sentence, a week off with fresh legs, 40 minutes worth of focus should not be much to ask.
Eastcoastteddy
by Melvin M. Tuggle III on Jan 30, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions
Honestly some guys are just like that..
Weather it’s nerves or whatever some guys just start slow. I don’t know what you can do about it but when Henry gets it going it seems like the offense takes off. When he starts slow and tries to force some ill advised passes we struggle.
Never though I would say this at the beginning of the season but We go as Hank goes..
Keep Lubick in the starting line-up
He and Starks both need to be big for us next year and the year. Benching them for freshmen will not help with that. Play the best players to finish, but I am fine with our starts for the first 4 minutes of game. Sims needs to finish. Hollis needs to play like an NBA draft pick.
Besides like of D on the downscreen, I thought the most crushing part was when we were down 5 with about 8 to go, Clark gets a steal and puts his head down which 9 times out 10 is a layup or foul – instead he gets stripped at the foul line leading to a layup the other way – lead goes back to 7. That murdered Uncle Mo, we never got as close again.
by bunk moreland on Jan 30, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions
Don't cash in your frequent flier miles
Even IF we somehow make the tournament, this team is looking like a 1 and done.
Section 101.
by RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey on Jan 30, 2012 10:14 AM EST via mobile reply actions
ESPN cynical
1) UConn is the nation’s most disappointing team, and
2) UConn will upset Georgetown.
http://espn.go.com/ncb/notebook/_/page/notebookweeklywatch1208/week-8
by Northeast Corridor on Jan 30, 2012 10:35 AM EST reply actions
^ This.. considering how poorly we’ve shot it and Boatright coming back as well
an obvious pick.. Doesn’t mean chit at the end of the day though
More like foul trouble
We cant run any offense without him so he really is the most important player on the team.
Section 101.
by RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey on Jan 30, 2012 11:13 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
stole this from HS.com
BE Rankings:
Assists 12.3 14th
Turnovers 14.1 11th
Free Throws 64.7% 14th
Assist/TO Margin 0.9 14th
Someone please remind me that we run an offense that relies on PRECISE PASSING, TAKING WHAT THE DEFENSE GIVES YOU and PRETTY GOOD SHOOTING??!?!?
Blip
by JahidiLikesPie on Jan 30, 2012 11:32 AM EST reply actions
This This This
The thing that upsets me the most about this team is what Jahidi said. Away from the laughable “This is really uncharacteristic of Georgetown, 5 turnovers in their last 7 posessions” bullshit that is said by one or both announcers every game, the non-stop missed free throws, the defensive lapses…it’s sickening. If we are supposed to be a team of good passers/dribblers/etc, recruit those kids. Hollis Thompson is nothing but a spot up shooter. That’s all he can really do. This system absolutely sucks for him, and in essence, unless he is getting a lucky look here and there that he can knock down, he’s screwed. I keep on thinking about him going off against Cincy in the first half and then disappearing. You know what? Our “gameplan” does nothing to free him up. It has very little flexibility to allow for in-game changes. I have gone bad on Hollis a lot, but I think this is the hand he was dealt. He would kill it at a Duke where his only responsibility would be to catch a pass in stride and just shoot. Our offense is so bogged down/boring/predictable, there is really nothing Holis can do unless he gets his “I want to be able to dribble and drive effectively” wish granted by a genie over the next few weeks. These defensive lulls are going to continue to be the norm.
I was watching the game with a high school buddy on Saturday and he asked a simple yet effective question. “After a while of playing against the same offense over and over, don’t all Big East teams know what Georgetown is doing every time down the court?” I tried to give him the Syracuse zone example, and that they continue to use it every year effectively (I tried to talk myself down from the ledge), so that isn’t necessarily the case. But seriously, game planning for us must be as easy as it gets in the Big East, because unless we are hitting outside shots, we are losing..or barely beating Rutgers and the like.
But it all goes back to this team that is supposedly so disciplined and well coached. Well, I don’t see UVA, who plays in a VERY similar fashion, give up the ball non-stop with horrid passes and communiation. I don’t see other “disciplined” teams give up the SAME PLAY at least 10 times for an uncontested dunk/layup without making a change. Maybe it’s on the kids, but at some point, it has to go on the coach that allows it. Teams make adjustments all of the time against us, and we never seem to adjust to their adjustments. It’s infuriating.
We are much better than I expected this year. I assume and hope we’ll make the tournament, so big props will and should go JT III’s way. But if we want to continue to play this kind of basketball, we need to do a better job on recruiting guys that fit the system. Bottom line is that the Pitt game was a) horrible from a recruiting perspecitve…we looked pathetic on ‘O’ against a team that just got tooled by Rutgers…b) just a repeat of the horrible turnovers, missed ft’s, bad shooting…c) and potentially, the scariest part…BORING. There is no fire. No passion. Just bad offense and to be honest…bad defense. Sad face.
"Before the answer was a 3, I was down in Georgetown with a Hoya chick, lawyer chick....."
by brandonbowmansfootistoobig on Jan 30, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions
sorry
this game really irked me for some reason…had to vent
"Before the answer was a 3, I was down in Georgetown with a Hoya chick, lawyer chick....."
by brandonbowmansfootistoobig on Jan 30, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions
Henry really show some flashes of NBA-level skills...
turnaround jump shots, deft up-and-unders, jump hooks…he runs the floor and has the height/body type to be somebody. but he is too damn inconsistent.
Time is running out Hen-Dawg. You either elevate your game NOW, or you are solidifying your place in the Wesley Wilson Hall of Fame.
Take a look at
HP’s advanced stats over the last 5 and 10 games. Jason and Hollis are the only ones with a respectable O Rtg (yes, including Hollis’ garbage time barrage during the last game).
Perhaps more interestingly, Nate and Otto are neck-and-neck…
After that last, unholy row,
I never, ever play, basketball now.
It joins a list of things I'll miss like fencing foils and lovely girls I'll never kiss.
you take a look
and further summarize pertinent stats for me. that site hurts my head.
by monroesrighthand on Jan 30, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions
Simple stuff, if you just look at the output and not the formulas
from kenpom.com
“Offensive rating is a measure of an individual player’s efficiency. In its simplest form, it’s points produced divided by possessions used. If you want to know more than that, you must read Dean Oliver’s Basketball on Paper. Otherwise you’ll have to take my word that the formula is about as good as it gets for assessing personal efficiency based on the stats that are recorded.
Values of ORtg fall in the same range as team efficiencies – 100 is about average, higher values are better. Considering that individual stats are often dependent on team interactions, to say that Player A is better than Player B because he has a better offensive rating is a serious misuse of this metric.
A very important aspect of offensive rating is that it must be used in conjunction with the possession usage (%Poss) column to have any value. The average player will use 20% of his team’s possessions while he is on the court. The majority of players fall between 15% and 25%. A player that has a high offensive rating and uses a lot of possessions is especially valuable [ ]."
http://www.hoyaprospectus.com/p/georgetown-season-statistics-individual.html#Last_5_12
After that last, unholy row,
I never, ever play, basketball now.
It joins a list of things I'll miss like fencing foils and lovely girls I'll never kiss.
by vivanloshoyas on Jan 30, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions
Can't expect
every GU alum to follow my footsteps and get an Astrophysics PhD from Pacific Tech
#A.D.D.generation
After that last, unholy row,
I never, ever play, basketball now.
It joins a list of things I'll miss like fencing foils and lovely girls I'll never kiss.
by vivanloshoyas on Jan 31, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions
Markel Starks
Is it me or dies this team’s offense simply become incoherent whenever
Markel Starks is not on the floor for more than a few minutes?
We saw this against Rutgers, and we saw it again when he sat with 2 fouls most of the first half. The “comeback” at the start of the second half in Pitt took place when he was on the floor.
Screw the rankings
Enough about our rankings…in the end it doesn’t mean anything. And obviously, as we proved last year, there is apparently some inverse ratio that the higher we get in the rankings, the shittier we play. So, screw them. Secondly, I posed the question just how much longer we would have Hollis with us a few weeks ago, and boy did I hear a mouthful about his draft prospects and that he would be out of here at the end of this season. Really? What the hell has he been doing on the court that some team will say, “we just have to have this kid???” I have no idea what is going on with JTIII—where is our defense?? Of course, one could say, where is our offense. I think our line up needs a big shake up and if that means 3 or 4 freshmen starting, then this is the time to figure that out…not going in to conference play. UCONN is going to be a bitch and if they start this game 10 down like they have the last few….I don’t see good things happening for us. Clearly the players are feeling this as well and losing confidence…come on missing both free throws? What the hell happened? It’s time to put this team on track again—I would like to hope JTIII has a solution.
Jersey Shore comment
If you’re Vinny’s parents, don’t you tell him to get his ass back to the show. He has NO SKILLS in life, that will produce an income, yet every episode he gets his face shown he banks a cool $50,000. I would say, Vinny, I WILL COME TO YOU. STAY THERE. I would also tell him to stop spending a majority of that $50,000 on tattoos like Let Go Let God.
His mom would never let him go
If she could. He’s a total Mama’s Boy who clearly is incapable of functioning without her.
But unlike the majority of them, he and JWOWW actually have degrees.
Grantland had a piece
on improving the shore. Best idea was to introduce a second group of younger, dumber and hotter castmates and set them up a few blocks away. Gets back to the lack of self awareness appeal from the first season plus the gyrations that the old group would have to go through to keep the attention on them.
This season is weak, feels like each one sat down with a producer to work out their story arc before the season began. Need single Jwoww and Ronney, and bench Deena, the nate lubick of the cast.
by bunk moreland on Jan 30, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions
church marm j woww has killed the show since season 2
the producers were sitting on potential goldmine with her slutting herself around for years and had an opening after she dumped that awful dude, but after that juicehead gorilla roger sunk his tatted claws into her she’s been horribly lame.
Casually.
dude, i am so with you
If they were smart, they would have severed ties with Sam, who is beyond boring. She doesn’t do anything, except get destroyed by a pack of women at clubs. Then Ronnie would be enticed and would be single.
The Situation is 35 now, and is turning down strippers, so it relies on Snooki and Jwoww. Jwoww put on her chastity belt it seems, and Snooki is afraid of losing Gianni (who may be the dumbest of them all, or smartest [$]). They need to put them in a new place, like New Orleans, and just let them go ape-sh*t again. Also, Deena is the worst. She hasn’t done anything.
i gained a lot of respect for sitch after he brought back the stripper from his surprise party and then apparently did nothing with her bc she wanted to sleep in matching socks
demanding matching socks is a non-starter in my book.
Casually.
wait...the stripper wanted to match his socks to hers?
or just wanted one pair, for herself, that matched?
important question, because while the latter is annoying…the former is downright creepy.
the latter
also, this weekend i purchased a 6-foot aluminum ladder which i used to change some flood lights in the casual backyard with.
Casually.
proper lighting for when MTV takes Hoya Vey's suggestion
and temporarily relocates the show to NOLA? way to plan ahead.
J Woww..
has been a disappointment, but sadly, amongst that crew, she also has the most self respect. Which isn’t saying much, but she has made a mint off this show without losing all of her dignity.
I haven’t seen this season yet, but I assume Sammy remains the worst.
"Each one hopes that if he feeds the crocodile enough, the crocodile will eat him last"
by Esteban d' Amur on Jan 31, 2012 8:05 AM EST up reply actions
i only made it thirty seconds in before i had to pause and regroup.
the acute secondhand embarrassment once i saw the guy in the striped tie (who must have gotten lost on his way to a job interview) was more than i could handle.
my guess is that kid's dad put up the money for the video shoot
also, if you’re going to make a rap video, you might as well do it the right way and get some fly chicks.
Casually.
ah yes, the Rebecca Black path to stardom
for more questionable sporting ditties (and perhaps even better production values), enjoy these spanners
Hammer of the Cuse
My favorite part
Is that it’s a song about winning the Big XII title with an SEC shirt front and center most of the video. And that the Mizzou obsession with Kansas is so overwhelming. Don’t get me wrong, they have a good rivalry, but something tells me that when Mizzou beats Kansas, the KU fans forget about it within a week because they’re busy winning titles and Rock Chalking and whatever else people do in Kansas.
What are these assertions!?
by DHB Enterprises on Jan 30, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions
Re: Stacy Kiebler
The internet is an awful place…
http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/01/meme-watch-210-would-not-bang-is-here-to-help/#page/5
Pitt over WVA in Morgantown
Big East is turning into a wild ride.
by beatcuse on Jan 30, 2012 10:31 PM EST via iPhone app reply actions

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