Rules of gravity do not apply to me

Iron Horse will be opening early for us on Saturday to view events from Western PA (assuming the team ever makes it there.)

Where: Iron Horse Taproom, 507 7th St NW

When: 4pm onward

Why: Make sure you take advantage of ALL FOUR FREAKIN' HOURS of this fine establishment's Saturday Happy Hour*. Yes, from 4pm-8pm, it will be $2 OFF ALL REGULAR DRAFT BEER PRICES. Plus $5 rail drinks, should the game drive you to the harder stuff.

And that is oh-so-possible. So don't risk watching alone with only double stuf and Cheetos for company. Get your fine selves to the Horse, and start your Saturday evening in thrilling, debauched style.

* Alas no specials on glasses of Shiraz, should there be any visiting Panthers.