Casual Investigation: How Many Games Will Georgetown Win? In Haiku!
by CasualHoya on Jan 26, 2012 8:00 AM EST
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PrintWelcome back to another edition of the award winning, hard hitting, Earth shaking, love making, Viagra taking Casual Investigation series! Today, we're scraping the bottom of the filler barrel to answer a question that many of you have been wondering: How many wins is Georgetown going to have this season? And as an added bonus, we're doing it in HAIKU!
That's right everyone, after The Jump join us as we take you through each and every remaining game on the Hoyas schedule, and predict the outcomes...in HAIKU!
Predictions IN HAIKU after The Jump:
Record: (17-3, 7-2)
Record: (18-3, 8-2)
Record: (19-3, 9-2)
Wednesday, February 8th @ Syracuse:
Oof oof oof oof oof
Oof oof oof oof oof oof oof
Oof oof oof oof oof
Result: LOSS. Cuse 78 - Hoyas 67
Record: (19-4, 9-3)
Sunday, February 12th v. St. John's:
Johnnies in trouble
Athletic but don't play smart
Should be named Redmen
Record: (20-4, 10-3)
Saturday, February 18th @ Providence:
Great class for next year
But not so true of this year
Win for season sweep
Record: (21-4, 11-3)
Record: (21-5, 11-4)
Record: (22-5, 12-4)
Record: (23-5, 13-4)
Record: (24-5, 14-4)
I hereby declare this Casual Investigation CONCLUDED.
Saturday cannot come soon enough.
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Is team imploding?
Georgetown to fire Thompson soon
Need LL Cool J Lord Tyler’s Tits
by J-Wall's Mom's Broom on Jan 26, 2012 9:19 AM EST up reply actions
Heart Attack Hoyas
Plus forced to gaze upon that?
Team bad for fans’ health
by Hoya Saxual on Jan 26, 2012 3:35 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Week off between games
Lots of filler on this blog
Document your lunch
What are these assertions!?
by DHB Enterprises on Jan 26, 2012 8:28 AM EST reply actions
Late January
Too soon to predict a loss.
Hoyas should win out.
something, something beer
the lunch blog wrote some haikus
let’s beat pitt on saturday
by BornonthisBandWagon on Jan 26, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions
for some reason I thought two 7 syllable lines were a good idea. Ouch.
by BornonthisBandWagon on Jan 26, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions
Filler expected
But, it really could be worse.
How? Orange unis.
Worried about Saturday
Jamie Dixon is a Chump
Goto Hell Pitt
by VictorPage'sLeftEye on Jan 26, 2012 8:54 AM EST reply actions
Bachelor party
Extravaganza weekend
I hope I don’t die
"Before the answer was a 3, I was down in Georgetown with a Hoya chick, lawyer chick....."
by brandonbowmansfootistoobig on Jan 26, 2012 9:05 AM EST reply actions
Two bachelor gigs
Vegas two weeks earlier
What is my problem
"Before the answer was a 3, I was down in Georgetown with a Hoya chick, lawyer chick....."
by brandonbowmansfootistoobig on Jan 26, 2012 9:37 AM EST up reply actions
Going to Vegas
Twice within only two weeks?
Must have a death wish
by Hoya Saxual on Jan 26, 2012 3:05 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
“One game at a time”
Hoyas- too much Hustle and Length
To fall in the Pit(t)
by tookmycrossover2Besiktas on Jan 26, 2012 9:20 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Extravaganza
It’s during Nova weekend?
Blog hookups ensue
by J-Wall's Mom's Broom on Jan 26, 2012 9:21 AM EST reply actions
Best of luck with that
Basement hookups are tricky.
Watch the Cheeto dust.
ThunderTrain Express
Next Stop is Delusionville
Suck it Syracuse
"That is crap. It is unfair."
by Iwillpaytheway!! on Jan 26, 2012 9:54 AM EST reply actions
Worried about Pitt
Even with their win last night
Deep-fried Double Stufs
by Northeast Corridor on Jan 26, 2012 9:57 AM EST reply actions
Seton Hall Revived
But Pirates Cannot Outrun
The Seals or Hoyas.
Someone Make a Sign:
“Worst Thing for the Pirates since
US Navy SEALs”
Why so Syracuse?
by HoyaJoker07 on Jan 26, 2012 10:02 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
seal team six and hoyas
both better than Pirates and
Osama B
by bunk moreland on Jan 26, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions
Pirates’ season done
Lose to mere thirteen field goals
Must be from Jersey
by WarmupEwing on Jan 26, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions
Wow… lol
It’s particularly awesome since you predicted blowouts in 3 of those games. Don’t think I’ve seen one of those since Ooeey Poooey came to town(not true)… Yesssss been trying to figure out how to throw IUPUI in one of my comments…nice
Wouldn’t be so sure
Someone over on their blog
Can craft a sonnet.
Why so Syracuse?
by HoyaJoker07 on Jan 26, 2012 10:03 AM EST up reply actions
What's in a post?
That which we call a ’Cuse fan would
By any other name smell as bad.
Pitt plays 2 guys over 6’5...
Zanna and Dante Taylor…
Horse not impressive
You’d run that quickly yourself
If you could be glue.
Why so Syracuse?
by HoyaJoker07 on Jan 26, 2012 10:10 AM EST up reply actions
still cry at Hoop Dreams
when gates tears knee, but arthur agee
rocks georgetown jacket
by bunk moreland on Jan 26, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions
Dante Taylor is
burger boy disappointment
just like ACC
by bunk moreland on Jan 26, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
Pitt finally wins!
Too bad they’ll get crushed on Sat
War Horse made me cringe
by JabrilTrawick'sInstagrams on Jan 26, 2012 10:14 AM EST reply actions
Still love your handle
Umbrella ella ella
’ey ’ey ’ey ’ey ’ey
Why so Syracuse?
by HoyaJoker07 on Jan 26, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
Rihanna's real hot
But “Love the Way You Lie” sucked
Much like Syracuse
by JabrilTrawick'sInstagrams on Jan 26, 2012 10:22 AM EST up reply actions
College won't admit?
Then you can apply to Pitt
Degree ain’t worth shit
You can join the Zoo
Pitt’s losses make you boo hoo
No Big East for you!
by PhillyHoya on Jan 26, 2012 10:20 AM EST reply actions 3 recs
Rhyming your haiku
Truly impressive display
I bow to your skills
by J-Wall's Mom's Broom on Jan 26, 2012 10:37 AM EST up reply actions
A player can't read
They hurl that slur at Hoyas
Not cool, Philly, k?
by HoyaSmacksYa on Jan 26, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions
Prince Fielder Got Paid
200 million is a lot
DH in 5 years
by VictorPage'sLeftEye on Jan 26, 2012 10:50 AM EST reply actions
Chicks dig the long ball
Can he run like pop Cecil?
Mets eat bad contract
by WarmupEwing on Jan 26, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions
I’ll take the under
24 wins is a lot
Reality reigns
by timmadrid on Jan 26, 2012 11:00 AM EST via mobile reply actions
Reality: meh
Delusion is much sweeter
I’ll take the over
by WanderingHoya on Jan 26, 2012 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
I loved that result
Schiano to Tampa Bay
Bad week for Slutgers
"Before the answer was a 3, I was down in Georgetown with a Hoya chick, lawyer chick....."
by brandonbowmansfootistoobig on Jan 26, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions
Brunette Cheerleader
Is the stuff of dreams; Hoping
it’s a microphone.
Document her please
Could be casual interview
Fill the mid march void
Section 101.
by RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey on Jan 26, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions
The Scarlet Knight's Friend!
Near her waist, a disturbing
Bulge doth catch one’s eye.
by HoyaSmacksYa on Jan 26, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Is it poetry
spending time on interwebs
two birds with one stone
Take No Prisoners, especially if they wear Orange.
by hoyabballownsall on Jan 26, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions
Getting much closer
To intended haiku tones
Of airy wond’ring
Why so Syracuse?
by HoyaJoker07 on Jan 26, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions
More Haiku Posts please,
Keeps Cuse trolls out of comments,
They are fucking dumb.
by WallaceAtTheLineShooting2 on Jan 26, 2012 1:58 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
Visitors welcome
If they can count to seven
Alas, most cannot
by Hoya Saxual on Jan 26, 2012 3:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Going through old videos
Found tape of the Ohio Game
Poured myself a shot
by VictorPage'sLeftEye on Jan 26, 2012 2:10 PM EST reply actions
Why would you save that?
But it’s 5 o’clock somewhere
You made the right choice
by Hoya Saxual on Jan 26, 2012 2:58 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Spent enough time there
Mental image is quite clear
Like mine sans salsa
by Hoya Saxual on Jan 26, 2012 3:40 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
The chicken is dry
But the beer is always cold
Oh its been so long
Section 101.
by RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey on Jan 26, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions
With that closing line
’Tis perfect set up to ask
How long has it been?
by Hoya Saxual on Jan 26, 2012 3:58 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
The chicken is dry
But the beer is always cold
Oh its been so long
Section 101.
by RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey on Jan 26, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions
Haiku the Fight Song!
A far east poem with few words
Even frosh could learn.
by HoyaSmacksYa on Jan 26, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions
Why should I lie down?
Irrelevant Ivy schools
Thank God it’s over
by J-Wall's Mom's Broom on Jan 26, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Chicken Number One
Half a pitcher of Busch Light
God I loved college
"Before the answer was a 3, I was down in Georgetown with a Hoya chick, lawyer chick....."
by brandonbowmansfootistoobig on Jan 26, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions
Best buffalo style
Half price after 10 at night
Spent double on beer
Section 101.
by RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey on Jan 26, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions
Casual isnt cynical
Thinks we have a chance come march,
Instead crash and burn.
Section 101.
by RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey on Jan 26, 2012 2:50 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I hate the scheduler
I like this content filler
I still hate Pitt
by VictorPage'sLeftEye on Jan 26, 2012 4:57 PM EST reply actions
Calp on PTI
Kentucky I’m SMH
Cha-cha-cha-cheater
Section 101.
by RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey on Jan 26, 2012 6:14 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Hoyas rock pink kicks
Georgetown women feel the love
Don’t fear open fist.
by HoyaSmacksYa on Jan 26, 2012 6:23 PM EST via mobile reply actions
this thread is pure art
win noble literature?
poetry grandeur
Take No Prisoners, especially if they wear Orange.
by hoyabballownsall on Jan 26, 2012 6:44 PM EST reply actions
Steven Tyler's Tits
At first I was so repulsed
Now 6th man award
by beatcuse on Jan 27, 2012 12:52 AM EST via iPhone app reply actions
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