Kyle Anderson, Schmyle Blandeman, it's Friday and it's time to relax!  Kick back and enjoy this piece from the awesome site Rumors on the Internets about former Georgetown Hoya and NBA All-Star Dikembe Mutombo and what exactly went down when he uttered that legendary question asking the masses who wants to have sex with him.

Time and retelling have shaped this tale in strange ways, but the basics are always the same - Dikembe Mutombo, towering over the crowd, demands to know who will sex him. Today, however, the prevailing version of this story has been meaningfully altered from the version I first heard over a decade ago.

Awesome.