The Legend of 'WHO WANTS TO SEX DIKEMBE?'
by CasualHoya on Sep 16, 2011 12:29 PM EDT
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PrintKyle Anderson, Schmyle Blandeman, it's Friday and it's time to relax! Kick back and enjoy this piece from the awesome site Rumors on the Internets about former Georgetown Hoya and NBA All-Star Dikembe Mutombo and what exactly went down when he uttered that legendary question asking the masses who wants to have sex with him.
Time and retelling have shaped this tale in strange ways, but the basics are always the same - Dikembe Mutombo, towering over the crowd, demands to know who will sex him. Today, however, the prevailing version of this story has been meaningfully altered from the version I first heard over a decade ago.
Awesome.
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I was there when he said it
although far enough away that someone else had to tell me what he actually said. I don’t remember the exact phrasing anymore.
It was just a “Dikembe being Dikembe” moment at the time – didn’t seem like a big deal.
by B. Lerner @ Hoya Prospectus on Sep 16, 2011 1:28 PM EDT reply actions
was it at the Tombs or New South?
A broken hand can't break our heart. Hoya Saxa!
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Sep 16, 2011 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions
near New South
as I recall (it was a long time ago).
He was on the Village A rooftop (that’s where the basketball players lived back then). I was at ground level in front of New South, or at least in the vicinity.
by B. Lerner @ Hoya Prospectus on Sep 16, 2011 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm still sore
From the last time…. Someone else’s turn tonight
Scumbag Steve definitely went to Syracuse:
Would totally have Devos back in a fight with a girl...
by BoatsNHoes on Sep 16, 2011 2:28 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Jahidi White Quote
During my freshmen year (’96-97) I was following Jahidi down the ramp to Village C, I heard a few girls yelling to get his attention from a window in VC West. Muttering all to himself in a deep raspy voice I hear Jahidi say, “Where dem bitches at?” The only way it would have been better is if he had a quote bubble above his head when he said it.
He wore the patch, a Georgetown warm-up jacket and a long chain around his neck with a photograph of Tupac Shakur dangling from it.
by Victor Page's Broomstick on Sep 16, 2011 5:29 PM EDT reply actions
similar jahidi story
in an elevator in copley he asked a girl what her name was and she replid ‘heidi’. at which point, naturally, he replied ‘your name’s heidi, my name’s jahidi…we gots to f-ck.’
or at least that’s how it was told to me by some dude at a kegger in burleith.
Casually.
was this before
or after you have Vic Page a condom?
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
Bonus Quote
Same Winter I’m riding the VCE elevator late night with Ed Sheffey, Shenard Long, and two female companions. Shenard tells the girls, “yo our room, it be like alcatraz. Once you be coming in, you don’t be leavin.” End scene.
He wore the patch, a Georgetown warm-up jacket and a long chain around his neck with a photograph of Tupac Shakur dangling from it.
by Victor Page's Broomstick on Sep 16, 2011 5:32 PM EDT reply actions
two other quotes
Both come from my roommate in VA- that’s where the players lived 95-96.
In the NS cafeteria, Jahidi was getting his meal when he approached the pizza bar, and said “why is this pie cut into pieces?”
And, when he knocked on Victor Page’s door because Page’s music was too loud, Page answered the door by saying “are you the poelice?” (i spell police that way because that’s how Page said it to him.) His answer was “no, i live next door and i’m trying to study for finals.”
AI quote
When asked in philosophy class what two things he would want with him on a deserted island:
“Bitches, man. Bitches.”
by who will sex dikembe tonight on Sep 16, 2011 7:44 PM EDT reply actions
Who wants to sex Dikembe?
I was a freshman when Dikembe was a senior, and word spread pretty fast on campus that he said it that way one night at the Pub, fwiw.
by John Coctostan on Sep 16, 2011 11:55 PM EDT reply actions
Gotta weigh in on this one...
I actually heard this story first on “The Jim Rome Show” back in the late 1990’s from a caller to the show. His recounting was that Dikemebe walked into “Third Edition” on Wisconsin, (a popular bar then and now) and saw a room full of hot coeds and proceeded to scream at the top of his lungs, “Who wants to sex Dikembe!” over and over again. In his words, the place emptied out like “a chinese fire drill”.
Not sure if any of that is true, as I was in school during the early 90’s there and never heard the story firsthand on campus, but if so, what a doozy. God bless Dikembe.
I marched on Leavey to keep the Pub open in the 90's.
Dude is right...
Chicken Madness is not the only one to recount the story of Jahidi thinking pizza slices were actually pie. I had heard that back then too. In fact, that story went around campus like wildfire one weekend.
I marched on Leavey to keep the Pub open in the 90's.
Can I tell
awesome Henry Sims stories without him being investigated by the NCAA?…
On second thought, maybe when you’re all older.
by WallaceAtTheLineShooting2 on Sep 17, 2011 1:14 AM EDT reply actions
I live in your closet
"That is crap. It is unfair."
by Iwillpaytheway!! on Sep 18, 2011 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions
Sexing Dikembe
It happened while I was at Georgetown (1989-1993) and I’m pretty sure it was “Who wants to sex Dikembe” and it definitely happened at the Pub. A couple of my friends were there when he said it.
by stonehandssame on Sep 17, 2011 10:09 AM EDT reply actions
Dikemebe
it happened all the time all over campus.
“who wants to sex dikembe tonight?”
by whogonnasexdikembetonight on Sep 17, 2011 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I was on the hilltop
The story I recall was that it was after a game at the Tombs and the phrase was “Who Wanta Sex Dikembe!?!” I can’t recall if I was there or not, but like many Georgetown nighs the pieces of the evening we’re often reconstructed as group the morning after. Chances are he bellowed it out in his booming deap voice at the Tombs, Pub and near Village A (New South) all the same night. Great line, prob used it all night.
... straight for a -touchdown- rebound
i actually heard the phrase was
Excuse me young ladies. My name is Dikembe Mutumbo and I would be interested in pursuing a romantic relationship with you.
Good talk.
Casual Hoya
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