Casual Bracket Contest Winner Revealed! We All Got Beaten By A Chick
by CasualHoya on Apr 6, 2011 10:09 AM EDT
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PrintJoan of Arc. Mother Theresa. Susan B. Anthony. Hillary Clinton. Pamela Anderson. Geno Auriemma. "NoFlo"
Indeed, the Casual Women's Movement (CWM) took a monumental leap forward this March as we have crowned the first ever Casual Bracket Contest winner to not have a penis. NoFlo outplayed, outwitted, and outlasted every single one of the nearly 200 entries in this year's pool and as such, has the distinct honor of having a Casual Award named after her this season.
Today is a landmark day in the CWM. via static.technorati.com
The winner speaks after The Jump!
First, the fact that I won with UCONN based on THAT game is documented proof that there are too many teams in the big dance. Secondly, "NoFlo" came because I made an offer on a house "North of Florida Ave" and then wasted the rest of the day by doing things like filling out this bracket in hopes that it would speed the response from the seller, which it didn't.
Ironically, when I named my bracket I thought of it as a lucky charm that I would get to name my price for the house, which I did. That was nothing compared to how my luck went through the roof and I get to NAME MY AWARD now. Thanks to everyone else for going with the obvious picks and leaving UConn on the table.
Since admittedly the name 'NoFlo' stinks as a name for a Casual Award, NoFlo has tasked me with picking a name that is more suitable. And since I have the creativity of a snail though enjoy the umbrella of democracy under which I blog, I am leaving it to you to do the dirty work. Please select your preferred option in the poll, and we will use it in the first Casual Awards post of the season SEVEN MONTHS from now.
Bracket contests are the best.
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People's Front of Judea situation?
I sense trouble between CWM and HCS. There can be only one. Goddesses, to arms!
KBE
i expect that Charlie Sheen references will be tired by next season
…considering they are already overused
"I don't know. I'm making this up as I go."
I would be shocked
If he was not dead and/or institutionalized by then as well
by rochesterhoya07 on Apr 6, 2011 10:57 AM EDT up reply actions
I like the NoFlo award for the player who screws up the offense the most
on either team. it makes sense.
by thejerseytornado on Apr 6, 2011 11:05 AM EDT reply actions
what about the "you don't need balls to win" award?
given to the player whose non-scoring actions (like passing it away to a teammate, making assists, getting in position to help break the press) made a difference in the game
…and paying homage to the fact that our winner didn’t need those pieces of equipment to beat all of you, either!
by Hoya Saxual on Apr 6, 2011 11:29 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Totally Agree!
Also, I think we should move towards petit fours and cupcakes instead of double stuffed oreos.
I was in a meeting this morning and the phrase "document your documentation" was used
I immediately thought of this blog (and lunch) and had to bite my lip to keep from laughing.
by BornonthisBandWagon on Apr 6, 2011 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions
Nice Win, NoFlo
“NoFlo” AKA “WannabeHoya” . . . you have vanquished us all . . . the fairer sex continues its 200,000 year dominance of males . . . #headhanginginshame
by RepublicansWearNikes2 on Apr 6, 2011 11:06 AM EDT reply actions
don't get carried away now
#canstillpeestandingup
by DownTheHallFromHollis on Apr 7, 2011 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions
well done noflo
in other news, the gary williams / debbie yow feud is wildly entertaining
especially after our favorite enemy greg doyel weighed in.
Good talk.
Casual Hoya
as we all SHOULD have learned back in kindergarten...
girls rule, boys drool…duh!
to paraphrase: some may have forgotten, she has reminded them. as one of the token women around these parts (and ambassador from the HCS), i’m proud that WannabeHoya was up to the task of putting the guys in their place.
Congratulations!!!
by Hoya Saxual on Apr 6, 2011 11:26 AM EDT via mobile reply actions
the only reason men get lost in thought
is because it’s unfamiliar territory
by Hoya Saxual on Apr 6, 2011 11:52 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Since you're up
Can you get me a sandwich?
Wait, so
We’re trading The NoFlo Award for the Boobies Award? I am unsure if I would prefer an award that seems like a reference to some sort of urinary problem or a reference to, well, boobies.
Wait, that’s a lie. Boobies!
Oh, and:
#worstblogever
by J-Wall's Mom's Broom on Apr 6, 2011 11:30 AM EDT reply actions
I thought "NoFlo" referred to............
…….the Hoya offense!! Forget PrinceTown……….we are all NoFlo!!
With paranoia,
P.S. When did Nikita give up his category to Jonathan??
This could change
Depending on how wadetandy feels about this poll.
by J-Wall's Mom's Broom on Apr 6, 2011 1:38 PM EDT up reply actions
the women's movement took a giant step foward with the win
and then promptly died after the creation of the boobies award
by RandyMossStoleMySweatshirt on Apr 6, 2011 1:21 PM EDT reply actions
+1
creativity fail, gentlemen
by BeerBottlesToTheFaceOfSyracuseFans on Apr 6, 2011 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
And isn't that neighborhood usually called NoFla not NoFlo?
Not a Realtor, I just like to make shit up too.
congratulations, noflo!
as one of (i have to imagine) the founding members of the CWM, the glory of your triumph today brings an especially wide smile to my face. my x chromosomes are nearly bursting with pride.
i will write more when i am done making wadetandy a sammich.
Definitely go with
“you don’t need balls to win award” so much more respect for us ladies than the boobie award? Congrats NoFlo/wannabehoya!!!!
by iheartgregmonroe on Apr 6, 2011 8:24 PM EDT reply actions
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