Yeah, I am aware how sad it is that I am spending my Saturday night watching a high school All Star game but what the hell am I supposed to do when one weather warning tells me to stay on the ground floor because of tornadoes and another tells me to stay on high floors because of flash floods #DCistheBEST! Instead, I've decided to bunker down in my mother's basement with
beer Code Red Mountain Dew , beef double-stuffed Oreos, and tons of chicks my computer and watch the newest Hoya, Otto Porter, in the Jordan Brand Classic
Five Big East players are in the game tonight: Michael Carter-Williams and Rakeem Christmas (Syracuse), Khem Birch (Pittsburgh), Sir'Dominic Pointer (St. John's) and Otto Porter (Georgetown).
Here's hoping tonight starts many years of Otto-domination.