An Ode to Jim Boeheim
by Hire Esherick on Feb 28, 2011 11:55 AM EST
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Georgetown lost. I lost. And now we all lose. As a result of a bet I made with Hoya Suxa, I am contractually obligated to pen a poem extolling Jim Boeheim. I am never betting again, well at least not until the next time Georgetown plays Syracuse.
Submitted for the approval of the midnight society Hoya Suxa, I call this Shakespearean Sonnet : An Ode to JB.
(Poem After the Jump)
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Bury this post
that’s how these work, right?
by Coach K's kneepads on Feb 28, 2011 12:07 PM EST reply actions
a plague upon your house, sir
Cuse delenda est
this poem made me throw up in my mouth a little
A broken hand can't break our heart. Hoya Saxa!
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Feb 28, 2011 1:15 PM EST reply actions
tell me about it
feel horrible for the guy who had to write it
Good talk.
Casual Hoya
by Hire Esherick on Feb 28, 2011 1:45 PM EST up reply actions
The meter IS horrible
That’s part of your passive resistance campaign, right? Bridge over the River Kwai territory methinks.
by HoyaSmacksYa on Feb 28, 2011 4:00 PM EST up reply actions
Or perhaps the mellifluous meter
Will not submit to being tailored to a sonnet about Boeheim.
All the more testament to the man himself.
Why so Syracuse?
I'd say Shakespeare was rolling over in his grave...
…if I didn’t believe that he was a time-traveling secret agent who killed Hitler and poses as reporters in Jim Boeheim’s pressers.
Why so Syracuse?
Not for very long we aren't.
We’re going to wake up to someone whispering in iambic pentameter right before everything goes black.
Why so Syracuse?
Well, I opened this link and a clap of thunder shook my windows.
Guess we know how the universe feels about such blasphemy.
by Hoya Saxual on Feb 28, 2011 3:04 PM EST via mobile reply actions
In the spirit of good sportsmanship
I gotcha.
Why so Syracuse?
by HoyaJoker07 on Feb 28, 2011 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
Well done sir
I for one, am feeling the love.
Your First Ever Pinstripe Bowl Champions- The Syracuse Orange
by bigbluethruandthru on Mar 1, 2011 1:54 PM EST reply actions
Well done
Tough pill to swallow, I’m sure. But nicely done. (Not smarmy either). I hope Wright’s hand improves and he gets to play in the NCAA.
