The UConn Blog has some wonderful posts right now about the "Social Evils of Syracuse", which all well-meaning citizens should read. It's never to late to spread the word about the evils of Orange.
Apparently they actually found a book titled "The Social Evils of Syracuse". To whit:
To begin with, let's pick a chapter at random. Oh, I don't know, how about we start with Chapter VII, "Life Histories of Professional and Clandestine Prostitutes in Syracuse."