Breaking: Ted Leonsis Guarantees More Salt at Verizon Center, Gets Casual Award Named in his Honor
The great Ted Leonsis, proud Georgetown graduate and owner of the Verizon Center, has responded to our demand for more salt at Hoyas games in a groundbreaking request relayed in this week's Casual Awards.
Regular readers of THE GLOBAL PHENOMENON would have noted over the weekend our failure in getting some delicious salt for our Greene Turtle fries. Yes, we gave props to Leonsis for even giving us the opportunity to drink Stella and eat pulled pork sliders thanks to the Greene Turtle. But no salt? WE DEMANDED ACTION.
Leonsis responds after The Jump:
Below is today's entry In Mr. Leonsis's blog Ted's Take:
Salt. You need more of it. Read here.
I shall make sure we have more salt.
Guaranteed.
Now you make sure we get more students at the game.
Thank you. Read this one - already ranting - a few games in; Hoya Saxa.
BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE! Salt is now GUARANTEED in the concourse.
As a result, today we are taking the unprecedented step of, in mid-week, creating an award, and are proud to announce the creation of the Ted Leonsis Award for GETTING THINGS DONE.
The first winner? WWW.CASUALHOYA.COM
Enjoy your salt on Saturday.
And current Georgetown students, you heard the man! Start going to the games before something really awful happens. Like no ketchup.
Hoya Saxa.
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Ted is awesome
He’d be the millionaire I think I’d enjoy having a beer with the most.
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Dec 13, 2011 11:36 AM EST reply actions
Ted once told me that I was awesome.
Now Ted, it is my turn to return the favor. You rock, good sir.
by John Caprio's Goofy Grin on Dec 13, 2011 12:03 PM EST reply actions
Double-edged sword there
Do I think Boeheim’s comments were inappropriate and ground for a defamation suit? Yep.
Do I think many people (especially on that other blog) will say this just proves Boeheim right, once again condemning these guys before more information comes out? Also Yep.
Are any and all investigations dried up at this point? If not, they should have waited until they were.
Why so Syracuse?
by HoyaJoker07 on Dec 13, 2011 12:30 PM EST up reply actions
Let me be the party pooper here
salt is not good for your system, ESPECIALLY when watching the 2011-12 edition of the Heart Attack Hoyas. Unless it’s this kind of Salt:

After that last, unholy row,
I never, ever play, basketball now.
It joins a list of things I'll miss like fencing foils and lovely girls I'll never kiss.
Cincinnati
Perhaps the story isn’t over yet: http://edition.cnn.com/2011/12/12/sport/ohio-basketball-brawl/index.html?hpt=hp_bn2
Short of death or paralyzing injury
A DA should not get involved in a sports brawl. The NCAA and every professional sport (besides the NHL, which is violent by international hockey standards) effectively police themselves when it comes to fighting. Terrible precedent for the gub’mint to set.
Its also bullshit moralizing like this
That keeps MMA banned in New York State
http://www.mmafighting.com/2011/11/15/lawyer-mma-ban-in-new-york-violates-first-amendement/
Disagree
Did you see the pictures of the guy who was attacked? That’s not an occupational risk (like hockey) – it was assault.
Not at The Last Boy Scout level, but close.
It happens.
No charges should be filed. Brawls happen in sports and guys get hit. Even if charges are filed, I’m sure they will be dropped eventually. This stuff happens in sports and will continue to happen.
Remember the brawl in Beijing?
I marched on Leavey to keep the Pub open in the 90's.
by Cuse Swallows on Dec 13, 2011 9:00 PM EST up reply actions
WSJ #1
I don’t see any Orange on this list…
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424052970203430404577094733326061066.html
by iheartgregmonroe on Dec 13, 2011 1:12 PM EST reply actions
who are the others?
I will look on your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?
by Lord Humongous on Dec 13, 2011 1:51 PM EST up reply actions
Harvarda MBA or Law
grads were #1, but Georgetown had the most undergrads that owned sports teams.
by iheartgregmonroe on Dec 13, 2011 1:58 PM EST up reply actions
yes, but
who are the Hoya owners other than Leonsis and McCourt?
I will look on your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?
by Lord Humongous on Dec 13, 2011 2:22 PM EST up reply actions
hmm
no idea – I do know that its no one commenting on this blog
by iheartgregmonroe on Dec 13, 2011 3:42 PM EST up reply actions
McCourt is GU Alum????
I just threw up in my mouth. What a loser he is.
I marched on Leavey to keep the Pub open in the 90's.
by Cuse Swallows on Dec 13, 2011 9:01 PM EST up reply actions
Teddy Ballgame, the people's billionaire
unlike this douche canoe

I will look on your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?
For reals
Did someone send the salt request to Ted or does he actually read THE GLOBAL PHENOMENON?
by iheartgregmonroe on Dec 13, 2011 1:57 PM EST reply actions
don't we have to keep up our end of the bargin
coming up with ideas to get more students to the games
casual baccala/bacalao for the holidays
I will look on your treasures, gypsy. Is this understood?
by Lord Humongous on Dec 13, 2011 2:23 PM EST up reply actions
go biblical and roman on them
Keep your eyes on Verizon Center, or turn into pillars of salt. Then we raze the dorms to the ground and salt the very earth.
Hammer of the Cuse
Seriously, why are the students not showing up to games?
What on Earth could they possibly have to do at 12:00 PM on a Saturday? I’ve been seriously disappointed in the attendance this season so far by the students. What the hell is their problem?
If you are a student and read this, please respond. What is going on with the shitty attendance at Verizon so far? It’s not even break yet, and I’ve seen better attendance at Lady Hoya games from the students. WTF?
I marched on Leavey to keep the Pub open in the 90's.
by Cuse Swallows on Dec 13, 2011 9:14 PM EST up reply actions
I don't think it's anything complicated
For the Saturday games, it simply comes down to:
1) Sleep/hangover
2) Too hard to motivate Gtown students to go into actual DC
3) Fair weather fans – they’ll show up for the big games to boo Nate Lubick
I will freely admit that all three played a role in my own early Hoya fandom. I think I only went to like half of the home games my sophomore year (‘03-’04) because it was just more fun to watch the games from someone’s dorm room and drink. Now, I should qualify that by saying that those were the final Escherick years, and by ‘05-’06 it was a requirement to get your drunk ass out of bed in time for the Saturday games.
I’ve always pointed to the fact that there is no “game-day” culture for Gtown students, and by that I mean some kind of tailgate or pre/post game scene. It’s virtually impossible to create at a downtown pro arena, especially when they don’t even bus the kids over together anymore. There’s also nothing really organized on campus. Unless you can make watching the Hoyas beat IUPUI by 25 seem more fun than it really is, you’re just going to have to wait for the big games for them to show up.
I had a friend who used to say “why would I go to the game if I can watch it on TV?”
What are these assertions!?
by DHB Enterprises on Dec 14, 2011 8:31 AM EST up reply actions
"I’ve seen better attendance at Lady Hoya games from the students."
Uh no.
I’ve been to all but one home game this year and one road game and I can say for certain that’s not true. At least some students show up to men’s games. Outside of the pep band and cheerleaders, they don’t come at all to womens games despite being ON CAMPUS.
Two consecutive references to antiquity
Must be a Georgetown blog
Salt way more valuable than unspent Munch Money…they still do that?
No more Munch Money.
Sadly. I once had a balance of $765 in munch money. That’s a true story.
I marched on Leavey to keep the Pub open in the 90's.
by Cuse Swallows on Dec 13, 2011 9:02 PM EST up reply actions
munch money was the bitcoin of georgetown
Cuse delenda est
Someone in a position of power in DC that listens and then takes quick, decisive action?
Had to happen sooner or later, and it wasn’t going to be a politician. Not that I even put extra salt on anything…but given this symbolically awesome gesture, I may make a point of it next time I’m there.
Just a thought
If Teddy donated money for new athletic facilities…
we would get better recruits…
the team would improve…
more tickets would be sold for games…
Teddy makes more money
Earmuffs.
the guy already donated a million to Georgetown
which is about $999,500 more than I have….
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Dec 13, 2011 10:09 PM EST up reply actions

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