The Wrecking Ball breaks huge news over Twitter:

Goodmornin Tworld, im getting y dog today what should i name her? Its a pitt

Though most of our loyal readers are focusing on the lighting to properly document their lunches, when players need help, we spring into action.

The CasualHoya Proposal After The Jump

Though we considered "FluffMonster" in honor of Henry Sims' name for the CasualPup, LordNick has set the bar impossibly high and proposes that Wright name the dog "Boeheim" and then kick it.

As most people know, LordNick is an awful person and his hatred for animals may be the result of brain damage from his early summer fall. The Comments section awaits your suggestions.