Nationals Security Guard Eats Sh*t While Chasing After Protesters

by Hire Esherick on Aug 15, 2010 5:45 PM EDT in Random Ramblings

Sent to us by a loyal casualite from lovely Nationals Park. Security guards should dress up as presidents too.

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If this were at Philly

the lil bastards would’ve been tasered to the ground. Yet another reason why DC just isn’t a place for pro sports. No one takes them seriously enough.

by HoyaSmacksYa on Aug 15, 2010 9:27 PM EDT reply actions

what were they protesting?

Hooked up with Angelina. Someone had to!

by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Aug 15, 2010 10:00 PM EDT reply actions

next year's all star game being held in AZ

Good talk.
Casual Hoya

by Hire Esherick on Aug 15, 2010 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions

plus this game

was against the Diamondbacks

KBE

by SirHoya on Aug 16, 2010 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions

watch out for them at Hoyas games next year

Trying to protect the rights of undocumented lunches

KBE

by SirHoya on Aug 16, 2010 12:21 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Misleading Headline

The security guard didn’t “eat sh*t”, he tripped and fell. Nothing “sh*t eating” about that.
He wasn’t juked, head faked or forced off his position. He merely lost his footing.

Those were some of the worst protesters in modern radical history.
The poor thing in the middle didn’t have a clue what to do after the security guard took her little sign.

She should have ripped off her shirt to show her Che Guevara tattoo on her left breast.

Now, that would have been radical.

by 88hoya on Aug 16, 2010 4:30 AM EDT reply actions

Damn hippies

I wish they’d tased one like that punk in Filthafelphia. Still nothing like Cubs outfielder Rick Monday saving the American flag from being burned back in ’76.

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