Casual Caption Contest: What Did Karen Sypher Whisper into Rick Pitino's Ear?
by CasualHoya on Jul 29, 2010 2:18 PM EDT
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We have had our eyes glued to the Kentucky Sports Radio twitter feed in the ongoing Rick Pitino extortion trial taking place in Kentucky, and yesterday we learned the following:
Pitino said he bought Sypher a drink and the two exchanged small talk after the restaurant closed.
When he got up to leave, Pitino said she whispered something, opened his pants and the two then had sex "very briefly."
"Unfortunate things happen," Pitino said.
And then, today's action:
- Defense attorney asks how could she have become pregnant then if he did not ejaculate. Pitino testifies, "I did, down my leg."
- Sypher tells Pitino she is fertile. Rick testifies, "she told me her husband looked at her 4 times and she got pregnant and I pulled out"
- Pitino sad he did not plan on having sex with Sypher but he didn't protest. She asked if he had a condom and he said, "I don't carry condoms
Well, well, well. What could it have possibly been that Ms. Sypher whispered into the head coach of men's basketball at Louisville's ear that suddenly turned a casual drink into a marathon after-hours romp?
Tell us! The winner as judged by the Casual Hoya staff receives a free order of contaminated Verizon Center chicken strips at a distinctly non-conference game this season.
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whisper
“why don’t you tell your assistant to get out of here so you can have sex with me for 15 seconds and then i can later accuse you of rape.”
Casually.
Hey, Rick...
I heard Calipari is the scummiest guy in the state
Rick: oh yeah?
…
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
by aja32 on Jul 29, 2010 2:26 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
whisper
“Umm… you got any gum”
Good talk.
Casual Hoya
by Hire Esherick on Jul 29, 2010 2:30 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Sypher to Pitino
I want my 15 seconds of fame!
Pitino:
I call this the sticky leg….
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
by btcoop71 on Jul 29, 2010 2:46 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Another one
Sypher:
Show me your favorite position
Pitino:
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
by btcoop71 on Jul 29, 2010 2:49 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Pitino:
Glad I wore the white suit today…..
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
by btcoop71 on Jul 29, 2010 2:56 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
whisper
No, Edgar, it was 2 pumps.
Casually.
by CasualHoya on Jul 29, 2010 2:57 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Dickie V in the booth next to them:
Looks like Pitino dribbled one off of his leg, bad turnover there…..
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
Sypher:
Rick, how is the alfredo sauce here?
Pitino:
You’ll find out in about 15 seconds…
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
Sypher:
Don’t worry Rick, your wife is not walking through that door!
by 'tHan on Jul 29, 2010 3:16 PM EDT reply actions 3 recs
Pitino:
I hear Cincinnati is lovely this time of year
Sypher
I’ve never been there!
Pitino:
Really, we should go there sometime……
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
by btcoop71 on Jul 29, 2010 3:22 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Sypher
“Freedom Hall isn’t the only dilapidated cavern you can white out!”
by HoyaSmacksYa on Jul 29, 2010 3:25 PM EDT reply actions 2 recs
Pitino
You know, if you had brown hair, you’d look just like Monica Lewinsky
Then it comes to be that the soothing light at the end of your tunnel, is just a freight train coming your way...
Sypher
Let me take your mind off that whole Sebastian Telfair debacle.
by 'tHan on Jul 29, 2010 3:38 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Who cares
what she whispered as long as she unzipped his pants.
by iheartgregmonroe on Jul 29, 2010 6:39 PM EDT reply actions
whisper
one time, I even got to FIVE pumps…
We employ you.
by ChrisWright'sSleeve on Jul 30, 2010 12:03 AM EDT reply actions
I'll be (enter school name here)....
And you be Calipari. Don’t forget to pull out before you get nailed…..
They'll like us when we win!
- Toby Ziegler
Sypher 2
“I like you so much more than Coach Huggins.”
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