In what can only be attributed to karma, intrepid Georgetown blogger (and avid soccer hater), LordNick, took a nice slip and fall down a flight of stairs while in New York. Unfortunately Miraculously, he survived the fall and even has the picture to prove it:

Someone who reads this blog must be a doctor and capable of explaining whether LordNick is a Cro-Magnun man or has had a lobotomy, either of which would explain his hatred for the beautiful game. He's informed us that the next 12-24 hours are the most critical.