Who Do You Like More, Me or Hire Esherick?
My banning comes down to one thing, loyal reader. Who do you like more, me or Hire Esherick? After one post celebrating the creativity of Georgetown students, he took away my posting privileges, never consulting with the rest of the board. In what seems like an ego trip, he has now hurt my feelings, and made me question my loyalty to what I've helped build into THE GLOBAL PHENOMENON.
For all that I've written, all the blood, sweat and tears I've poured into Casual Hoya, did I deserve a demotion for one misguided attempt at fostering community and building school spirit? Or was it a feeble attempt at a man dying to feel powerful, and dying to be wanted?
That's the question you must ask yourself.
Stay Casual, my friends.
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Who got banned?
You were demoted for writing a HORRIBLE POST PROMOTING YOUR FRIENDS’ WEBSITES without disclosing your allegiance.
You are like a rating’s agency, putting investment grade stamps on junk.
Good talk.
I said they were in my class.
Isn’t this blog supposed to support Georgetown students’ efforts?
Isn’t that what we do for our players?
It's not you, it's me.
by JGD on Apr 6, 2010 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions
You were also demoted for insubordination
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Apr 6, 2010 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions
This is the power trip I'm talking about, people
This is what I deal with on an every day basis.
It's not you, it's me.
by JGD on Apr 6, 2010 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
I know you are, but what am I
PS I am crushing you 5 to 4 in likeability scale.
And a girl called me mindblowingly brilliant in another thread.
Suck one, Hire.
It's not you, it's me.
by JGD on Apr 6, 2010 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions
if we didnt ban casual for inexplicably liveblogging the OSU game
I don’t see how we can ban JGD for anything short of posting pictures of a goat circumcision.
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Apr 6, 2010 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I agree
Manley Field House is officially closed!
by HoyaParanoia85 on Apr 6, 2010 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions
season's over
no one reads this anymore except for 10 guys like me eatin double stuffs.
High fives only on three pointers.
by TheYellofAllYells on Apr 6, 2010 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions
exactly why we are doing this...
so bored.
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Apr 6, 2010 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions
Jeff Green’s dad plays on his name alone to win votes; Hire Esherick is like a beacon in the night, singing a beautiful siren song. He fights against injustice and wears an olive branch around his penis. He is the most gentle lover, my adonis.
Have we ever made love?
It’s not gentle.
It's not you, it's me.
by JGD on Apr 6, 2010 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
If by 930AM tomorrow more people side with you...
You shall be reinstated to your original position.
If not, you will have to write 4 Haiku’s – one about each member of the Board of Directors that voted for your suspension. You know who they are…
Good talk.
No way that
itsallthatmatters voted against me.
it is unclear if lordnick is alive.
casualhoya was out to lunch.
so it was just you.
It's not you, it's me.
by JGD on Apr 6, 2010 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions
JGD better give WadeTandy a call....
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Apr 6, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
Too late
I live with wadetandy and I want to see where this goes. I will tie him up if necessary.
God, I hope it’s necessary.
Homo-erotic jokes reaching critical mass.
Why so Syracuse?
I have just bought the rights to
Formalhoya.com
If this poll turns against me, I will launch it.
It's not you, it's me.
by JGD on Apr 6, 2010 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions
You're doomed and you know why?
Because at no point did Han Solo tell Chewie to “Fly Formal.”
Doomed, JGD.
Although the idea of FormalHoya cufflinks is appealing.
Why so Syracuse?
I second that
Never read a SW reference I didn’t appreciate
Manley Field House is officially closed!
by HoyaParanoia85 on Apr 6, 2010 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Formalhoya.com
I hope all posts are written in iambic pentameter
by turnover by ray reed on Apr 6, 2010 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions
But can you stop him
from writing a program about it?
by RoyIsTheTallest on Apr 6, 2010 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions
Forward me the texts you backstabber
It's not you, it's me.
by JGD on Apr 6, 2010 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions
is there a
none of the above option to this poll
by sleepyhoya on Apr 6, 2010 4:17 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
i want to know why everyone voted as they did
personally, i voted for esherick:
(a) to prolong the conflict, as JGD had more votes
(b) because he wore an adorably dorky raincoat at the BET, which i thought was awesome
its true
my last jacket because i lost my super cool one at gin and tonic, during the casual extravaganza
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Apr 6, 2010 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions
i call em like i see em
besides, you’re still mindblowingly brilliant. i can’t help liking dorky raincoats
Why is the Women's Final the night after the Men's?
You don’t see Serena Williams v Justine Henin AFTER Federer-Nadal.
Casually.
There's a women's...
final four? Didn’t they just award UConn the title and everyone went home?
Never mistake effort for achievement.
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will. - HJS
by Esteban d' Amur on Apr 6, 2010 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Esteban
Who did you vote for?
It's not you, it's me.
by JGD on Apr 6, 2010 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions
how was your religious retreat to FL?
You never gave us the details!
Maybe you could post on it tomo…Oh, wait!
Blip
by JahidiLikesPie on Apr 6, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Tell me more about Georgetown football
Or debate camp
It's not you, it's me.
by JGD on Apr 6, 2010 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions
ask your buddy whose pictures you were trying to peddle
I am sure that he knows the answer to the football question.
Blip
by JahidiLikesPie on Apr 6, 2010 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions
It's so much better hearing you whine
It's not you, it's me.
by JGD on Apr 6, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
G'Town...
has a football program?
Never mistake effort for achievement.
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will. - HJS
by Esteban d' Amur on Apr 6, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
you should have stayed in Nashville
Blip
by JahidiLikesPie on Apr 6, 2010 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions
But then who would you tell your tales
Of gridiron and forensic glory to?
It's not you, it's me.
by JGD on Apr 6, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
JGD.
Never mistake effort for achievement.
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will. - HJS
by Esteban d' Amur on Apr 6, 2010 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
He who holds the headbands, holds the power
-confucius, 500 BE
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Apr 6, 2010 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
and by BE
i mean BC.
just used to typing be i guess
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Apr 6, 2010 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
What we've got here is...failure to communicate...
JGD is a neccessary part of this blog because he’s the only one who dares to be positive. If I wanted to read about how the Hoyas suck all the time I’d just go to Troy Nunes.
That said, I have my loyalties.
Wow JGD getting creamed
clearly Hire Esherick has texted various family members and Australian aborigines and told them to vote his way
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Apr 6, 2010 4:53 PM EDT reply actions
frankly, im surprised there are 62 people that actually read this site
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Apr 6, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
JGD has pulled into the lead with a suspiciously sudden surge
exactly no part of this vote is legit
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Apr 6, 2010 5:02 PM EDT reply actions
The excitement!
This battle of wills almost makes up for the lack of college basketball from now until Midnight Madness.
Except, it doesn’t.
by RoyIsTheTallest on Apr 6, 2010 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
something seems fishy
jgd doubled his votes in 3 minutes…
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Apr 6, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
maybe he will allow Esherick to catch up for a few hours
before crushing him like a red-neck WVUer.
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Apr 6, 2010 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions
no, but i'm going dancing with him in an hour, so i'll confirm
(this is actually happening, and he still calls himself a straight man)
how is it that everyone on this blog knows everyone else?
dern it. I need to go to more pregames.
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Apr 6, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
so JGD can post about a panoramic picture of Georgetown's majestic lawn
and I can’t bring goat snip pics?
Sometimes this world seems impossibly cruel.
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Apr 6, 2010 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Still unclear
Why a really cool photo of the Georgetown front lawn caused such controversey.
It's not you, it's me.
by JGD on Apr 6, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Somebody edit my typo damnit
It's not you, it's me.
by JGD on Apr 6, 2010 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
it would probably help to clarify
that more like awesome freeman, hoyajoker07, wadetandy, and i live together
that's a den of iniquity
if ever there was one. An awesome den of iniquity, though (is there any other kind?)
KBE
do you guys live on campus?
b/c then the source of the 120 votes in 21 minutes is clear….
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Apr 6, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Ah following the normal path of a Gtown student
First you live off campus, then Pentagon City (post-grad stage), then Fairlington (dog stage), then Westover (baby stage), then McLean (rich bitch stage)
It is…. inevitable.
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Apr 6, 2010 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
The other three are on that path.
I graduated in ’07 and spent two years in Herndon, VA. Clearly got my stages of life mixed up.
Why so Syracuse?
More like...
“Hey, remember when I paid almost a grand to live in a too-short basement room that involved a waiver acknowledging that it wasn’t up to fire code? Eff that, to the cheapie apartments in the ’burbs! Being on the Fairfax Connector line is as good as being on Metro”
WRONG!
Why so Syracuse?
6pm
on a Monday. Hmmm, I’m guessing this isn’t go-go or the like. Pray tell the variety of dance?
KBE
Tell him not to be a crybaby
Salsa is the manliest of dances.
by RoyIsTheTallest on Apr 6, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
HE'S emasculated?!
What, just because I wear face paint everywhere means you go dancing with another man?
Geez, first you play sides in the Civil War between HE and JGD and now you’re toying with one of the Blog Couples. Quit chucking golden apples!
Why so Syracuse?
apparently he is
while you are merely cuckolded.
The only solution is to express your feelings via the new genre of hoyarotica taking shape further down this thread…
KBE
by SirHoya on Apr 6, 2010 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
seriously.. ugh...
who but eatthatbox would want Chris, Austin, and Greg to have a manage a trois?
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Apr 6, 2010 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Now that you mention it
I’d love a sitcom where Chris, Austin, and Greg all have to co-manage a loosely basketball-affiliated company. Manage a Trois: coming this fall on CBS!
P.S. I think you meant menage a trois, which, while a whole different story, is also appealing. Eatthatbox, want to make it a date?
by RoyIsTheTallest on Apr 6, 2010 8:11 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Nantz
Tiger, two under, approaching the green on 14 with a chance at birdie and a share of the lead. And don’t forget to catch the season premiere this week of Manage a Trois; can three former college basketball players put aside their on-court differences to manage a struggling fitness center? Starring Sacramento Kings Rookie Greg Monroe. That’s this Tuesday on America’s Most Watched Network: CBS. And now, to Mickelson on 12.
Man, this is brutal
tandy’s dancing with my girl, you’re trying to get her to “shoot from three point range.”
Is the Joker look really not intimidating enough to scare you people off?
Why so Syracuse?
TANDY indeed...
http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=sm5casualhoya&v=18&r=9&vlr=15&pg=1&d=46
somone voted 140 times in 21 minutes…
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Apr 6, 2010 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions
this sudden surge
where JGD increased his votes by 4x coincides with his mysterious disappearance from the blog…
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Apr 6, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
well this is no longer any fun
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Apr 6, 2010 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Jeff Green's Grandmother
would never do such a thing
by Henry Sims Stole My Pizza on Apr 6, 2010 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Maybe he told his son about the quiz
and the entire state of Oklahoma voted for him
by Henry Sims Stole My Pizza on Apr 6, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I did not cheat
I promise.
I’m just really, really popular.
It's not you, it's me.
by JGD on Apr 6, 2010 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Uchitel says the most she’ll do is go over to the bar and find a group of girls and say, "Hey girls, do you want to come and drink for free at this guy’s table?" When girls are brought to a client’s table, there is a twofold benefit for the club. First—and this part is called the honey trap—the girls consume alcohol so that the table will go through bottles faster; second, and more obvious, the girls keep the men entertained. Are the guys sometimes married? Uchitel answers, "None of our business. We are not there to judge. It’s not a synagogue."
Casually.
Some thoughts on this most useless of debates
1) You guys really need to kiss and make up because the blog is better with both of you. There is more content and you disagree about a lot of stuff so that keeps things varied and entertaining.
2) Relegating JGD to ‘Eric Devendorf’ is sacrilege. He may be a pain sometimes, but Devendorf is easily my most hated college basketball player ever. At least use Jeremiah Rivers or something.
3) Even when JGD gets back in, you should continue to add other writers. The more writers, the more content which is better for all of us with nothing better to do.
"It was almost like if Harry didn't call it, it wasn't real." - Jayson Stark
SB Nation
to the student at georgetown that put a voting bot on the site...
… you just ruined our fun
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Apr 6, 2010 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions
now we know that isn't true
its well documented that none of the stuffed oreo crowd has ever done work at an actual job
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Apr 6, 2010 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
how is it
that no one in management has considered recommending this fan post. its sure a lot more interesting than most of the other stuff.
Hire Esherick
Won’t accept the blog’s success if I have to do with it. Very jealous soul.
It's not you, it's me.
by JGD on Apr 6, 2010 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Ha I rec'd it awhile ago
Needs three to go to the top
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Apr 6, 2010 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions
clearly your one tech savy friend has spoken
unless i find someone who actually lives in their mother’s basement by 930 tomorrow, you will have your old job back, without have to write the haikus.
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Apr 6, 2010 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions
You've met me
Do you think I’d actually have a tech savvy friend? Let’s get real
It's not you, it's me.
by JGD on Apr 6, 2010 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions
A haiku to Hire Esherick
This used to be yours
But people like me better
Now you can eat shit
It's not you, it's me.
Enough of this nonsense
Is it acceptable to post Hoya related fan-fiction in the “FanPosts” section? I have a great idea for a ‘Hardy Boys’-esque mystery starring Vee Sanford and Jerrelle Benimon
by Henry Sims Stole My Pizza on Apr 6, 2010 5:56 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Or perhaps
a romance novel involving a love triangle between Chris, Austin, and Greg?
by Henry Sims Stole My Pizza on Apr 6, 2010 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Whatever your heart desires
It's not you, it's me.
by JGD on Apr 6, 2010 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions
With all due respect
do you have the authority to grant such writs of permission?
by Henry Sims Stole My Pizza on Apr 6, 2010 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, for what it's worth
I voted for you. Remember me when you conquer THE GLOBAL PHENOMENON.
by Henry Sims Stole My Pizza on Apr 6, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
offtopic, but...
did anyone else see Greg Monroe during halftime of last night’s game during the skit on Evan Turner getting the Naithsmith award?
or am i just seeing Greg Monroe everywhere?
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Apr 6, 2010 6:11 PM EDT reply actions
Naw, he was there.
We decided that’s why he tweeted about hanging with Roy. I was wondering why Roy was either in NOLA or DC….Greg being in Indy made more sense. Boy had a busy weekend.
Why so Syracuse?
true
otherwise the rising price of double stuff oreos will quickly wipe out our savings
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Apr 6, 2010 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Also:
If I was going to take the time to hack your precious poll, I’d definitely just make myself win.
DISASTER
Our favorite server from the Channel, John, is leaving next week.
On a side note, i found out that one of the bartenders keeps a casual headband in her locker, just in case.
Good talk.
missing in action
Wow, I leave work early one afternoon and look what I miss. I didn’t even get to vote. No fun.
by iheartgregmonroe on Apr 7, 2010 1:27 PM EDT reply actions
Apparently Village Vines gets a lot of publicity
It’s more than just Jeff Green’s Dad out there…
SPAM
Celebrating initiative and achievement of fellow alumni is not welcome on this site. If you don’t have something negative to say, don’t say anything at all.
Or something like that.
georgetownfrontlawn.com
are you talking to yourself again?
must be a pain to sign in and sign out of two names all the time
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Apr 12, 2010 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions

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