The Final Four - Who You Rollin' With?
It has been well documented that the last three weeks have sucked for us. We lost to Ohio, then watched the "Bracket of Death" die slowly, with Kansas getting ousted in the 2nd round, clearing the path to what would have been a fairly painless Final Four run. But again, we lost to freakin' Ohio.
Nevertheless, there are games to be played Saturday night, and you need to have some sort of rooting interest if you are going to watch. Here's how you should be cheering.

After the Jump, we tell you who you should and shouldn't root for.
Duke:
Pros:
Nolan Smith's heartwarming story about honoring his late father. Even the most cynical Duke hater can't help but be moved when reading about Nolan's story.
We demolished Duke in front of Barack Obama and Joe Biden. Like literally demolished them. If Duke wins it all, we know we are the best team in the country, at least by the transitive property. That's how that works right?
Cons:
It's Duke. You can't actually cheer for Duke. SB Nation's own Andrew Sharp methodically destroys the program in this epic article, just in case you need any more reason to hate the Blue Devils.
Verdict:
Don't cheer for Duke, or you'll be similar to a 12-year-old me, who was a moron.
West Virginia:
Pros:
They are in the Big East. Our conference had a miserable tournament, with Georgetown, Villanova, Marquette, Notre Dame, Pittsburgh and Louisville not advancing past the first weekend. A West Virginia national title will redeem our beloved conference. And they aren't Syracuse.
Dan Wetzel of Yahoo! writes a pretty compelling article about good old Huggy Bear. Joe Posnanski follows Wetzel with another awesome article. And Huggins one time drank beers with our own itsallthatmatters, which is also a pretty fun story.
Cons:
West Virginia fans are terrible, Bob Huggins is a drunk, "Take Me Home Country Roads" is awful, and The Smoking Musket is the worst college basketball blog IN THE WORLD.
Verdict:
If you are focused on the Big East's reputation, cheer for West Virginia.
Michigan State:
Pros:
I have a huge man crush on Tom Izzo. Michigan State always performs well in the tournament. It's very impressive that they got back to the Final Four without Kalin Lucas. They knocked out Maryland.
Cons:
They are boring as hell to watch. The Big 10 sucks. They aren't very good. We didn't beat them this year.
Verdict:
No real point to cheering for them, unless you want the Legend of Izzo to grow.
Butler:
Pros:
They are playing in front of their home crowd. They have the Hoosiers angle. Their coach looks as young as me. We demolished them at Madison Square Garden. They play a fun brand of basketball, and give hope to teams that don't have huge football revenues (ahem Georgetown). Gordon Hayward is likeable and goofy. They knocked out Syracuse. Their blog, the Dawg Pound, is great and agreed to answer our questions two times. Their mascot is the Bulldog, our mascot is Jack the Bulldog.
Cons:
No real cons for cheering for Butler other than they aren't from the Big East.
Verdict:
Cheer for Butler. We beat them, so we know we are the best team in the country if they win, their blog agreed to two Sleeping With The Enemy features and THEY KNOCKED OUT SYRACUSE.
So there you have it, for this weekend, Hoyas are Bulldogs.
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Anybody..
but Duke. I really don’t care which of the other three teams win. Just like a 12 year old JGD, the 12 year old Esteban was a moron and liked Duke. Now I hate Duke. I’m still a moron.
Never mistake effort for achievement.
Ah, beer, my one weakness. My Achille's heel, if you will. - HJS
Who you rollin' with
Sounds a lot like the first half of a VANDERBILT CHEER.
Can we really trust JGD?
What are these assertions!?
I'm going to be rooting for
West Virginia. It’s the only team I think is worthy of a national championships of the remaining four.
Butler = Lame white people
Duke = Butler, PLUS just being Duke
MSU = Great program…whatever, midwest…don’t care
Still hate the mountaineers fans but they’re a good team.
High fives only on three pointers.
by TheYellofAllYells on Apr 2, 2010 3:33 PM EDT reply actions
WVU
yes, their fans suck (note to my wife: sorry, honey), and so does the humorless Smoking Musket (which has a picture of a non-musket gun on its page), and Huggins does not seem like a benevolent presence, but dern it, they’re in the Big East, they play Duke, and their players seem like nice people (except for the one who got arrested).
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Apr 2, 2010 4:06 PM EDT reply actions
Butler Over West Virginia in the Final
Prevents Duke from winning it all while also preventing West Virginia from winning (which I think people need to realize is a lot worse than you think).
All I need is WVU to beat Duke
and somehow I manage to take $70 from my coworkers during this most terrible of bracket seasons.
Hey! Hey! Hoya Saxa!
by Cubbies and Hoyas on Apr 2, 2010 6:10 PM EDT reply actions
I appreciate the blog shout out.
It’s all water near a bridge.
by Dr. Charley West on Apr 2, 2010 6:14 PM EDT reply actions
Butler
family has way too many Michigan grads
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by David St. Martin on Apr 2, 2010 6:42 PM EDT reply actions
Is it wrong to root for an asteroid to hit the arena during Duke / WVU?
I’m thinking it is….ok, I’ll ratchet back and hope that both teams get really bad food poisoning.
by wipewipewipewipewipe on Apr 2, 2010 10:51 PM EDT reply actions
Anyone but Duke
Sometimes the old standbys are the best. Of course, in an ideal world, I’d like to see all four teams lose.
I ate the blue ones ... they taste like burning.
this is somewhat like a knife to the stomach...
with Butler (a team we handily beat at MSG in December) and Duke (a team we hanidly beat in January) in the Finals…..
How bittersweet!?!?!
[and I was at both games,….. wopnder how many of the ‘primary posters’ to this site that hold the keys to the kingdom, can state the same!?!!?!?!]
by MerlinWilson'sSister on Apr 3, 2010 11:28 PM EDT reply actions
well, that clears up
any rooting ambiguity for Monday.
Dammit, we pounded both national finalists – not just beat, but owned. Would a shred of consistency have killed us, guys?
(Historians – have we ever beaten both finalists before in the same season?)
KBE
by SirHoya on Apr 3, 2010 11:29 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
ugh I hate Duke
shooting a 3 with 20 seconds left, totally classless. Everything about that program is just awful.
I bet Butler will be an 11 point underdog… ugh.
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Apr 3, 2010 11:41 PM EDT reply actions
nope unfortunately tragedy has struck
Hollis was eaten earlier this week.
Funnily enough thats like the number one hit on google news if you search for Hollis Thompson
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Apr 3, 2010 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions

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