CASUAL HOYA AT GIN & TONIC.
Irish Channel Pub, 5th & H NW
Ladies and gentlemen, loyal followers and devoted haters, this Saturday, March 6th, we are bringing you a special all day Boozefest to celebrate the Reunion Tour of Casual Hoya! That's right kids, for the FIRST TIME IN HISTORY all Casual Hoya bloggers will be together in one place!!! Come join us at the Irish Channel beginning at 10:30am to receive your Casual Headband, toast to victory before the game, and march to an empty Verizon!!!
BUT THAT'S NOT ALL...
WHAT ELSE COULD THERE POSSIBLY BE YOU ASK?
FIND OUT AFTER 'THE JUMP'!!!!!!!!!
Due to this momentous ONCE IN A LIFETIME occasion, we are not stopping at just a Casual Pregame at the Irish Channel. You deserve more!
After the inevitable loss to the woeful Bearcats, come drown your sorrows at the Hoya-owned and blog-friendly Gin & Tonic in Glover Park from 4pm - 7pm!!!
At Gin & Tonic, you can meet your favorite Casual Hoya blogger and punch him in the face! Sick and tired of JeffGreen'sDad's rants? Let him feel it! Wondering why it's only every few weeks that itsallthatmatters actually posts anything? Ask him why! Why is lordnick a pompous prick? Learn about his inner anguish! What moron came up with the name Hire Esherick? Find out! What the hell does it mean to be Casual? Buy me a drink! ANYTHING GOES.
$4 mixed drinks and $7 domestic pitchers from 4pm - 7pm!
Plus the amazing...The outstanding...The unbelievable...Casual Hoya bloggers!!
5 men from all corners of the country unifying in our nation's capital to indulge in three hours of cynical yet delusional insanity!
One night only!
One night only!
ONE NIGHT ONLY at the Gin & Tonic bar in Glover Park! Look - it's even on Google Maps!!!!
If you miss this, you better be dead or in jail.
And if you're in jail, break out!