Over the past week we have been using this feature to document the answer to one of gambling's greatest questions:
CAN AN AVID SPORTS GAMBLER PICK BETTER THAN MY PUPPY?
The answer has become ABUNDANTLY CLEAR.
Tale of the Tape and The Picks after The Jump:
Tale of the Tape:
Head to Head
|Age||37||Almost 2 years old|
|Weight||188 pounds||6 pounds|
|Fun Fact||"I can dance for a honkey."||"I get groomed every 6 weeks."|
My record is 6-12 overall. My henchman the Jewish Prince of Darkness came through bigtime on Memphis +3 last night, and now that I have faith that my underlings know what they're doing, I'll allow the Prince to make another pick:
As many of the Jews in L.A. are hoarding up on Matzoh before the Passover holiday, many are also looking at this UCLA vs Arizona match up. Last time they faced each other at UCLA, Arizona won by 14. Tonight the game will be played in Arizona and the spread is just 5. No revenge tonight, put your sheckles on the 'Cats -5..
Empty your bank account and lay heavy. Arizona -5 is a LOCK!!!
Yes! I won AGAIN!
One of the things I enjoy most in life are my daily walks which allow me to get some fresh air. There isn't that much fresh air where Seton Hall is in Newark, New Jersey, so they should be excited to play in New Brunswick tonight. Take Seton Hall -4. I like chasing after squirrels and making them run up trees. Get well soon, Austin!