Part Time Player, Full Time Comedian Henry Sims Serves Casual Hoya
We love you Henry, for real (no sarcasm).
Word on the street is that #casualhoya wears thong sandals wit thermal socks #smh #getalife
Yo I heard #casualhoya lives in a big ass house all alone wit three kittens and a poodle named fluf monster
#casualhoya wanted to play in the NBA when he was a kid... Sad to say he got cut from 8u rec league #tragic #smh
#casualhoya first car was a 1965 volvo wagon hot wheel... Special edition tho
#casualhoya bestfriend charges $4.99 a month to his credit card #loneliness
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henry sims is f-n hysterical
if only he’d talk about double stuff oreos then we’d know he reads this thing.
High fives only on three pointers.
by TheYellofAllYells on Mar 15, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions
What?
Simsity30 #casualhoya first car was a 1965 volvo wagon hot wheel… Special edition tho
http://www.carlustblog.com/images/2008/02/22/8503.jpg
Section 101.
by RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey on Mar 15, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
Henry way better at comedy than basketball
It's not you, it's me.
by Jeff Green's Dad on Mar 15, 2010 3:25 PM EDT reply actions
Don't you mean, Henry way better at comedy than Jeff Green's Dad?
Henry’s got you backpedaling, JGD. No need to snipe at a true Hoya.
by StevesieZissou on Mar 15, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions
That's fair
Clearly way better at both than I
It's not you, it's me.
by Jeff Green's Dad on Mar 15, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions
everyone constantly picking on JGD
has broken his spirit
by eatthatbox09 on Mar 15, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions
I can only give so much
Before it all gets taken away
It's not you, it's me.
by Jeff Green's Dad on Mar 15, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions
^^^^^^^^
I have feelings man.
by Jeff Green’s Dad on Mar 15, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
by eatthatbox09 on Mar 15, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions
I think you are officially the Casual Hoya Ombudsman
It's not you, it's me.
by Jeff Green's Dad on Mar 15, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, the other point
is that Henry’s feelings are more important than JGD’s.
by StevesieZissou on Mar 15, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Best one yet
Simsity30 #casualhoya bestfriend charges $4.99 a month to his credit card #loneliness
It's not you, it's me.
by Jeff Green's Dad on Mar 15, 2010 3:50 PM EDT reply actions
does this mean
we can pay him $4.99/month to be our friend? everyone, search your mom’s basement for your piggy bank
Henry ragged on Clark's laptop...
Henry made fun of Clark’s laptop and Clark is Henry’s friend which makes Henry Sims Casual Hoyas friend too.
What I can’t figure out is this message that started it:
Simsity30 RT @jvaughn_22: yo casual…yall need to not worry abt #savagelife and #whiteflag…thats us babyyyyyyy lol<< truely #fortheflag
1. We are all diehard Georgetown fans. Why don’t the players love us. (and why don’t my parents love me)
2. Why shouldn’t we worry about “savagelife” and “whiteflag”? (white flags usually aren’t a good sign throughout history.)
3. Closing with “lol”? What’s funny? Joking that he doesn’t like casual?
Section 101.
by RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey on Mar 15, 2010 4:49 PM EDT reply actions
response to an award from JGD in the Marq Awards
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Mar 15, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
According to my roommate, who is not always a reliable source
Regarding savagelife, it “of course refers to the album by renowned baton rouge rapper Webbie, [his] favorite tune is ‘give me that,’ a joint featuring Bun B. It’s no wonder this album went gold.”
Manley Field House is officially closed!
by HoyaParanoia85 on Mar 15, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
same response from someone on twitter
“Savage life was started by Rappers lil boosie & Webbie from Baton Rouge, Louisiana…so thats original origination lol”
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Mar 15, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
shame
I was rather hoping they had a penchant for Savage Garden.
KBE
by SirHoya on Mar 15, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Original Origination
Will be the name of the next rap group I create.
by James Kannengieser on Mar 15, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I want in.
What are these assertions!?
by DHB Enterprises on Mar 16, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm. if we are playing the dozens howsa’bout (with love) -
Henry’s just jealous JV is cornering the market on milf and cougar fans at Casual Hoya and Henry got the rest of us.
or
Jason Clark’s laptop is so small even Casual Hoya’s vertical could clear it.
Before a game Chris Wright is so cold-blooded he doesn’t get frostbite – he bites frost.
Hoya Talk is so stupid it thinks Austin Freeman has scored more points than infinity – twice.
The quickest way to the other team’s basket is a Greg Monroe pass.
There are two kinds of people in the world – Georgetown Hoyas, and people who wanted to be Hoyas and had to settle for less.
So if Henry or any of the other guys read this – have fun and tear ’em up.
Cursing Craig for leaving us 21 wins behind the bastards....
by PerryMcDonald'sRightCross on Mar 15, 2010 5:57 PM EDT reply actions
Hmmm.
Not so sure about the Greg Monroe one.
Upon further reveiw let’s try:
The only way to score faster than catching a Monroe assist is illegal in every state but Nevada.
Cursing Craig for leaving us 21 wins behind the bastards....
by PerryMcDonald'sRightCross on Mar 15, 2010 5:59 PM EDT reply actions
Weak
#Casualhoya lifetime earnings will be less than @gregmonroe rookie bonus #realtalk #beamerbenzbentley lol sml
Section 101.
by RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey on Mar 15, 2010 6:05 PM EDT reply actions
Where's that from?
It's not you, it's me.
by Jeff Green's Dad on Mar 15, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions
sml ?
story of my life?
Not to nit pick, but there is no rookie signing bonus under the current CBA. And Rooks just get up to 120% of the rookie scale. 10th pick next year only gets a rookie deal of $1.865 M $2,005 M and $2,145 M + 20%. Very good money, but not sit on your ass money. casual is a professional in a decent size city, so assume 125 ish with 5% raises, in 30 years total earning of about $8.5 M. Its closer than you would think.
Also, really its only 50/50 if Sims will ever sign a contract more than what casual earns now. Monroe yes, sims, big maybe.
Bunk not from MSB
you failed to take into acct the time value of money (i.e., NPV)
by MerlinWilson'sSister on Mar 15, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
absolutely true - never rely
on money advice from an anthropology major.
by bunk moreland on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 AM EDT up reply actions
Particularly since
The comparison is to GREG MONROE’s signing bonus….
Cursing Craig for leaving us 21 wins behind the bastards....
by PerryMcDonald'sRightCross on Mar 16, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions
the numbers were from Monroe's likely first contract
again no bonus. And yes, getting a guaranteed $6 M 3 year deal is better than $8.5 M over a lifetime – but its not as far apart as you would think. lesson – stay in school greg.
by bunk moreland on Mar 16, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions
these really are fantastic tweets
But Henry knows we are all fans, right? I gave that kid a french fry before a game this year! We aren’t the enemy…
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
Whatever they need for motivation
I don’t care, as long as they play better
It's not you, it's me.
by Jeff Green's Dad on Mar 16, 2010 10:19 AM EDT up reply actions
From Juju's formspring
why all the casual hate today?
we just playing around we dnt hate them boyz
Now accepting campaign contributions
by Clark-Sims 2012 on Mar 16, 2010 10:24 PM EDT reply actions
too late
JGD already jumped
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Mar 16, 2010 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
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