Part Time Player, Full Time Comedian Henry Sims Serves Casual Hoya

We love you Henry, for real (no sarcasm).

Word on the street is that #casualhoya wears thong sandals wit thermal socks #smh #getalife

Yo I heard #casualhoya lives in a big ass house all alone wit three kittens and a poodle named fluf monster

#casualhoya wanted to play in the NBA when he was a kid... Sad to say he got cut from 8u rec league #tragic #smh

#casualhoya first car was a 1965 volvo wagon hot wheel... Special edition tho

#casualhoya bestfriend charges $4.99 a month to his credit card #loneliness

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this is amazing

Good talk.

by Hire Esherick on Mar 15, 2010 2:58 PM EDT reply actions

henry sims is f-n hysterical

if only he’d talk about double stuff oreos then we’d know he reads this thing.

High fives only on three pointers.

by TheYellofAllYells on Mar 15, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions

What?

Simsity30 #casualhoya first car was a 1965 volvo wagon hot wheel… Special edition tho

http://www.carlustblog.com/images/2008/02/22/8503.jpg

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by RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey on Mar 15, 2010 3:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Henry way better at comedy than basketball

It's not you, it's me.

by JGD on Mar 15, 2010 3:25 PM EDT reply actions

Don't be a dick.

by timmadrid on Mar 15, 2010 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions 3 recs

Don't you mean, Henry way better at comedy than Jeff Green's Dad?

Henry’s got you backpedaling, JGD. No need to snipe at a true Hoya.

by StevesieZissou on Mar 15, 2010 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions

That's fair

Clearly way better at both than I

It's not you, it's me.

by JGD on Mar 15, 2010 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions

everyone constantly picking on JGD

has broken his spirit

by eatthatbox09 on Mar 15, 2010 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions

I can only give so much

Before it all gets taken away

It's not you, it's me.

by JGD on Mar 15, 2010 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions

^^^^^^^^

I have feelings man.

by Jeff Green’s Dad on Mar 15, 2010 1:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

by eatthatbox09 on Mar 15, 2010 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions

So does Henry

that’s our only point.

by timmadrid on Mar 15, 2010 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions

I think you are officially the Casual Hoya Ombudsman

It's not you, it's me.

by JGD on Mar 15, 2010 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions

HOORAY!

My presence, nay, my existence has finally been validated! It’s an honor.

by timmadrid on Mar 15, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions

Well, the other point

is that Henry’s feelings are more important than JGD’s.

by StevesieZissou on Mar 15, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions

I think JGD has more followers on twitter

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by RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey on Mar 15, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions

#realtalk

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by RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey on Mar 15, 2010 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions

Best one yet

Simsity30 #casualhoya bestfriend charges $4.99 a month to his credit card #loneliness

It's not you, it's me.

by JGD on Mar 15, 2010 3:50 PM EDT reply actions

does this mean

we can pay him $4.99/month to be our friend? everyone, search your mom’s basement for your piggy bank

by eatthatbox09 on Mar 15, 2010 3:57 PM EDT reply actions

Henry ragged on Clark's laptop...

Henry made fun of Clark’s laptop and Clark is Henry’s friend which makes Henry Sims Casual Hoyas friend too.

What I can’t figure out is this message that started it:

Simsity30 RT @jvaughn_22: yo casual…yall need to not worry abt #savagelife and #whiteflag…thats us babyyyyyyy lol<< truely #fortheflag

1. We are all diehard Georgetown fans. Why don’t the players love us. (and why don’t my parents love me)
2. Why shouldn’t we worry about “savagelife” and “whiteflag”? (white flags usually aren’t a good sign throughout history.)
3. Closing with “lol”? What’s funny? Joking that he doesn’t like casual?

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by RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey on Mar 15, 2010 4:49 PM EDT reply actions

response to an award from JGD in the Marq Awards

Good talk.

by Hire Esherick on Mar 15, 2010 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions

According to my roommate, who is not always a reliable source

Regarding savagelife, it “of course refers to the album by renowned baton rouge rapper Webbie, [his] favorite tune is ‘give me that,’ a joint featuring Bun B. It’s no wonder this album went gold.”

Manley Field House is officially closed!

by HoyaParanoia85 on Mar 15, 2010 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions

same response from someone on twitter

“Savage life was started by Rappers lil boosie & Webbie from Baton Rouge, Louisiana…so thats original origination lol”

Good talk.

by Hire Esherick on Mar 15, 2010 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions

shame

I was rather hoping they had a penchant for Savage Garden.

KBE

by SirHoya on Mar 15, 2010 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs

be careful--you're dating yourself

by lordnick on Mar 15, 2010 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions

truly madly deeply

Casually.

by CasualHoya on Mar 15, 2010 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions

Original Origination

Will be the name of the next rap group I create.

by James Kannengieser on Mar 15, 2010 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions

This doesn't sounds like basketball muzac...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZJbCBxFx_c

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by RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey on Mar 15, 2010 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions

I want in.

What are these assertions!?

by DHB Enterprises on Mar 16, 2010 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions

Hmmm. if we are playing the dozens howsa’bout (with love) -

Henry’s just jealous JV is cornering the market on milf and cougar fans at Casual Hoya and Henry got the rest of us.

Jason Clark’s laptop is so small even Casual Hoya’s vertical could clear it.

Before a game Chris Wright is so cold-blooded he doesn’t get frostbite – he bites frost.

Hoya Talk is so stupid it thinks Austin Freeman has scored more points than infinity – twice.

The quickest way to the other team’s basket is a Greg Monroe pass.

There are two kinds of people in the world – Georgetown Hoyas, and people who wanted to be Hoyas and had to settle for less.

So if Henry or any of the other guys read this – have fun and tear ’em up.

Cursing Craig for leaving us 21 wins behind the bastards....

by PerryMcDonald'sRightCross on Mar 15, 2010 5:57 PM EDT reply actions

Hmmm.

Not so sure about the Greg Monroe one.

Upon further reveiw let’s try:

The only way to score faster than catching a Monroe assist is illegal in every state but Nevada.

Cursing Craig for leaving us 21 wins behind the bastards....

by PerryMcDonald'sRightCross on Mar 15, 2010 5:59 PM EDT reply actions

Weak

#Casualhoya lifetime earnings will be less than @gregmonroe rookie bonus #realtalk #beamerbenzbentley lol sml

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by RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey on Mar 15, 2010 6:05 PM EDT reply actions

Where's that from?

It's not you, it's me.

by JGD on Mar 15, 2010 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions

Origional creation inspired by Henry Sims

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by RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey on Mar 15, 2010 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions

sml ?

story of my life?

Not to nit pick, but there is no rookie signing bonus under the current CBA. And Rooks just get up to 120% of the rookie scale. 10th pick next year only gets a rookie deal of $1.865 M $2,005 M and $2,145 M + 20%. Very good money, but not sit on your ass money. casual is a professional in a decent size city, so assume 125 ish with 5% raises, in 30 years total earning of about $8.5 M. Its closer than you would think.

Also, really its only 50/50 if Sims will ever sign a contract more than what casual earns now. Monroe yes, sims, big maybe.

by bunk moreland on Mar 15, 2010 9:19 PM EDT reply actions

Bunk not from MSB

you failed to take into acct the time value of money (i.e., NPV)

by MerlinWilson'sSister on Mar 15, 2010 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions

absolutely true - never rely

on money advice from an anthropology major.

by bunk moreland on Mar 16, 2010 8:33 AM EDT up reply actions

Particularly since

The comparison is to GREG MONROE’s signing bonus….

Cursing Craig for leaving us 21 wins behind the bastards....

by PerryMcDonald'sRightCross on Mar 16, 2010 9:49 AM EDT up reply actions

the numbers were from Monroe's likely first contract

again no bonus. And yes, getting a guaranteed $6 M 3 year deal is better than $8.5 M over a lifetime – but its not as far apart as you would think. lesson – stay in school greg.

by bunk moreland on Mar 16, 2010 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions