A Wager with Hoya Suxa: Part Deux
by Hire Esherick on Mar 10, 2010 8:43 PM EST
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PrintAfter Georgetown lost to Syracuse at the Verizon Center last month, I was forced to do the unthinkable. After my heart was broken, pieced back together during an unfathomable second half run, and then cruelly stomped on during the closing minutes of a game against a team that bears the name of a citrus fruit, I did something so traitorous that John Carroll rolled over in his grave while shedding a tear. I penned a poem lauding Gerry McNamara, the most famous Orange oompa loompa. The composition was forced by HoyaSuxa, a merciless and doomed soul who insisted I publicly pay my debts in full.
Now, as the third installment of the Georgetown - Syracuse saga is set take place at noon, it is time for vengeance. And as any wounded but proud warrior would do, I emailed the dude and said let's do it again, bro.
(Details of the wager after the Jump)
The bet is as follows:
If Georgetown wins, HoyaSuxa will create, direct and star in a video illustrating his pain and emotion following a Syracuse loss to Georgetown.
If Syracuse wins, I will hand over the keys to this blog's most prized possession: the post-game awards. He will gain full editorial rights for all post-game awards of the Georgetown - Syracuse game, and this blog will most likely implode.
Good talk.
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Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Not a fair trade! Not a fair trade!
Don’t give away the farm, Poppa!
Why so Syracuse?
What the hell were you thinking?
Hoya Saxa
by Cuse Swallows on Mar 10, 2010 9:08 PM EST up reply actions
Booo
If we win, we get nothing of any value, I could care less about HoyaSuxa. If we lose, it will really really really really suck.
Also, its just good gambling, we should be asking for points.
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Mar 10, 2010 8:49 PM EST reply actions
In Pixar fashion...
…the video should include an animated short of Alex O apologizing for posting that effing video about Free’s diabetes.
Why so Syracuse?
well...
the fact that his face is in a public video making fun of a 20-year old for learning he has a lifelong illness is punishment enough.
should probably download it before he pulls it
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Mar 10, 2010 8:55 PM EST up reply actions
Fair point
This is why you run the blog and I drink the beers at the pregames.
Well, why you do both and I do the one.
Why so Syracuse?
My first reaction was very close to Joker's
But actually, you made a pretty good deal here.
We win, and he suddenly has a collection of YouTube videos that prove Syracuse fans are: one, the absolutely soulless scum of the earth; and two, cheering for the wrong team.
We lose, and we get Casual Awards that would otherwise be pretty negative anyway. Though the Cuse rah-rahing would be enough to drive me insane.
At least, that’s what I see….
by Vee Sanford's Next-door Neighbor on Mar 10, 2010 10:19 PM EST up reply actions
there's nothing here that makes him
root for Georgetown…
he wont
vee nailed my thought process. sleepy nailed my sentiments.
this game is as big for the blog as it is for the team.
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Mar 10, 2010 11:23 PM EST up reply actions
really don't know what to do with this...
this game is as big for the blog as it is for the team.
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
seriously
send me a link please. is he really making fun of someone having diabetes? karma’s a bitch …
by iheartgregmonroe on Mar 11, 2010 1:14 AM EST up reply actions
Or just google
“hoyabetes” and go to the YouTube offering. Unless the search term alone tells you all you need to know about those utter w@nkers.
KBE
by SirHoya on Mar 11, 2010 8:53 AM EST via mobile up reply actions
good job not posting the link here
that crap doesnt deserve our attention.
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Mar 11, 2010 9:14 AM EST up reply actions
dude wtf
THESE BETS YOU MAKE ARE BAD LUCK. WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUU… I HOPED WE HAD A CHANE UNTIL NOW
calm down folks
i assure you, the wager was not the reason we lost. we have lost everytime we have done SWTE and awards. since this blog has started we have actually never beaten cuse.
that being said, i hear y’all re: the bet, shant do it when we eventually play cuse again in two weeks, which seems to be the norm this season
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Mar 11, 2010 9:16 AM EST up reply actions
do they have internet in West Virginia?
High fives only on three pointers.
by TheYellofAllYells on Mar 11, 2010 8:51 AM EST up reply actions
Sadly...
I’m more interested in this wager than ’Nova’s game. Can you both lose?
Never mistake effort for achievement.
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?' - HJS
by Esteban d' Amur on Mar 11, 2010 7:34 AM EST reply actions
Even though you only beat Marquette by 2?
Twice? And gave up a 20-point lead against them at home? Someone’s delusional and clearly has come to this global phenomenon for a large scoop of reality….
by Vee Sanford's Next-door Neighbor on Mar 11, 2010 7:39 AM EST up reply actions
True...
I am not delusional about ’Nova’s chance as respects Marquette. Win and likely face ‘Cuse (sorry). How’d that work out for ‘Nova last time? I’m more interested in the tournament that starts next week.
As for giving up 20 point leads, which team in this league hasn’t done that this year?
Never mistake effort for achievement.
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?' - HJS
by Esteban d' Amur on Mar 11, 2010 8:36 AM EST up reply actions
wow I have nothing against trolling
but seems really random to be trolling here, since we aren’t anywhere near playing you.
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Mar 11, 2010 9:50 AM EST up reply actions
Not trolling...
I enjoy this blog. If you’d rather I do not comment, I won’t.
Never mistake effort for achievement.
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?' - HJS
by Esteban d' Amur on Mar 11, 2010 10:17 AM EST up reply actions
Please stick around
After we trounce Cuse we’re coming straight at you so prepare to defend yourself, Esteban d’Amur.
Casually.
Seconded
We are a troll friendly blog.
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Mar 11, 2010 10:25 AM EST up reply actions
I will defend and...
counter. Best of luck this afternoon gentlemen.
Never mistake effort for achievement.
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?' - HJS
by Esteban d' Amur on Mar 11, 2010 10:34 AM EST up reply actions
no it has to be Marquette
for the revenge tour to continue
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
didnt mean to scare you off
just lightly ribbing you.
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Mar 11, 2010 10:45 AM EST up reply actions
No problem.
I look forward to some back and forth ball busting.
Never mistake effort for achievement.
All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbeque and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat?' - HJS
by Esteban d' Amur on Mar 11, 2010 11:02 AM EST up reply actions
Suxa showed up in the other thread
And said next week.
"It was almost like if Harry didn't call it, it wasn't real." - Jayson Stark
SB Nation
by Chris Haines on Mar 11, 2010 2:48 PM EST up reply actions
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