The Casual Awards: Hoyas Vanquish Bulls
Well, that was easier than expected. A relatively relaxing 20 point win against Dominique Jones and the South Florida Bulls was kind of nice given the explosion that lies ahead tomorrow. We here at THE GLOBAL PHENOMENON have a lot of work to do to satiate the appetites of our loyal readers before the monstrous 3rd matchup with the Orange, but before we turn the page on USF we're handing out some awards to those most deserving.

We've had enough of the Bulls.
Chris Wright Heart of a Champion Award:
Chris Wright. Put simply, Georgetown loses this game without Wright. Offensive production aside, his floor leadership with Austin Freeman off of his game and Monroe and Vaughn on the bench with foul trouble was invaluable. CW finished with 15 points, 6 rebounds, 4 assists, and ZERO TURNOVERS. A remarkable performance from our beloved Wrecking Ball. Well done, sir.
Scottie Reynolds Award:
Dominique Jones. If there was one guy in the entire Conference who you would want on your playground team, wouldn't it be Jones? This guy scares the crap out of me whenever we play USF, and I'm just gald we were able to survive his latest onslaught and move on. I'm already looking forward to my Knicks 'Jones' jersey next season.
The Tim Donaghy Award:
All the refs. Good God they were atrocious. They were inconsistent, dumb, and fat. Referees in the Big East have caught a lot of flack this year, and it doesn't seem to be getting any better. I'm usually not one to criticize officiating because they generally do a thankless job that is nearly impossible to always get right, but this game had some very questionable whistles. The 4th foul on Monroe was one of the worst calls I have ever seen, as were the 5th on Vaughn, 4th on Thompson, 4th on Wright, etc..
The Corey Haim Award for Most Entertaining In-Game Comment:
It wouldn't be appropriate to honor the memory of the late great Corey Haim by singling out just one of you to earn this award. Instead, we're giving it to each and every one of you who nearly shut down SBNation's servers by contributing a whopping 500+ comments during the game. I'm sure your bosses are thrilled.
More Awards after The Jump:
A Few Good Men Award:
The GLOBAL PHENOMENON staff. We have collectively decided that potential dismissal from our jobs be damned, we're bringing you content fast and hard for as long as the Hoyas play. Please do come join the fun.

You want us on the blog. You need us on the blog. via www.enterstageright.com
Fundamentals Award:
Despite all the fouls that were called against the Hoyas, Georgetown was saved by USF's atrocious free throw shooting. USF finished 16-25 from the charity stripe for a 65% margin. If they had made ALL of their free throws, oh, they still would have lost 69-58. Nevermind. USF sucks. Thanks, guys!
The AT&T Long Distance Award:
USF. 1 for 10 from 3 point range, with the only make being with 30 seconds left by a guy who has probably played 6 minutes all season. If they had made ALL of their three-pointers, we here at the GLOBAL PHENOMENON would be sitting in a bathroom stall at work fingering the safety of a large caliber handgun because USF would have won 76-69. Thanks, guys!
Can't Play Like This Tomorrow Award:
Julian Vaughn. 6 points, 2 rebounds and 5 fouls. Yes, some of the calls were horrendous, but Vaughn needs to stick around on the court more against the Orange.
Craig Esherick Award:
I'm still not sure why Georgetown played more than a single possession in man-to-man defense. If they can't shoot, play zone! Do I need to send JT3 all the tapes from my Syracuse Collection? Also, at some point JT3 needs to stand up to the officials for his players and get T'd up. I'm not suggesting he should have, but it would be nice to see for once, especially with the zebras acting so absurdly in this one.
The Phillips/Magnavox Award for Having No Idea What is Going On:
To whomever watched the game on a television this small:
Is that Henry Sims? Greg Monroe? Wait, am I watching the right game? What is the score? That looks like a 6. Or an 8. Dammit. This sucks. Good thing Doris Burke is coming through LOUD AND CLEAR on my headphones.
The OldHoya Award for Dominant Television Upside
Move into a new office? Why not get an 108 inch HD projection set to watch games? OldHoya the best.
Robert Horry Award for Stepping Up in Big Moments:
Jason Clark. Go go gadget hit big three after big three for the Hoyas today, snapping out of a late season funk that made me very unhappy with him. He played well against Butler in MSG earlier this year, hopefully this trend continues.
Tracy McGrady Never Getting Past the 1st Round Award for Weird Statistic:
Austin Freeman has never scored in double digits in the Big East Tournament. That strikes me as odd. At the same time, he was the 4th or 5th scoring option as a freshman, last year didn't happen, and we've only played one game thus far this year. Something tells me Austin will break that streak tomorrow.
Amare Stoudemire Big Man Camp Award:
Greg Monroe. How about his footwork today? Somebody looks to have won most improved camper at Amare's skill camp, right? How many more rhetorical questions can I ask? Plenty? Is this thing on?
Revenge is a Dish Best Served At Madison Square Garden Award:
The Georgetown Hoyas. Eat it, South Florida. Have fun in the NIT.

Y'all came to see Dominique Jones go home. via cdn.bleacherreport.com
The Georgetown Hoyas are a nationally ranked powerhouse.
Syracuse is NeXt.
HUGE.
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That was NOT RELATIVELY RELAXING
It's not you, it's me.
by Jeff Green's Dad on Mar 10, 2010 3:27 PM EST reply actions
Like this from Austin
AFree_15 That’s 1 down 3 more to go about 1 minute ago reply
It's not you, it's me.
by Jeff Green's Dad on Mar 10, 2010 3:34 PM EST reply actions
"Big East officials have caught a lot of slack"
I think you mean “caught a lot of flack”.
Alternately, “have been cut a lot of slack”.
i'll take that to mean 'thank you for taking time out of your work day to put up the Awards'
Casually.
by CasualHoya on Mar 10, 2010 3:54 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs
to be honest
your having a job is completely irrelevant to me.
I treat this site like any of my other favorite sports blogs. I expect it to be entertaining, relevant and “professional” while highly irreverent. I assume you appreciate the high regard I pay to the blog and expect nothing less from your readers.
Also, this blog isn’t a charitable endeavor, is it? While I’m sure it isn’t tremendously lucrative, especially when split so many ways, I assume those banner ads for Vagisil, or Saints Superbowl gear aren’t free.
after pregames, headbands and other debaucheries
we are below zero…
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Mar 10, 2010 4:56 PM EST up reply actions
So you've actually lost money on your Hoya fandome?
There’s a club for that. It’s called Everyone. We meet at the Verizon Center (and occasionally MSG).
I was just trying to correct a typo on the blog
Sorry if you consider that offensive. But thanks so much for all your hard work on my behalf.
Understood and we appreciate it
Right when I saw you posted it, I corrected it.
Just chill from attack mode.
It's not you, it's me.
by Jeff Green's Dad on Mar 10, 2010 5:07 PM EST up reply actions
I just formspringed Julian Vaughn to see what was up with the puking
wonder if he’ll answer
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Mar 10, 2010 4:04 PM EST reply actions
CUSE - 4.5 vs Hoyas tomorrow
I am soooo fired up for this game. See you guys with the Hoya Faithful at MSG tomorrow.
$10 beers and MSG Konishes for everyone.
... straight for a touchdown... I mean Rebound
knish (sorry "D" in spelling)
... straight for a touchdown... I mean Rebound
by glackensghost on Mar 10, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
When you drink a $8.25 beer, at least they bring it right to your seat
Section 101.
by RileysDressLikeAHoyaJersey on Mar 10, 2010 4:48 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Ok someone formspringed Julian Vaughn about the "Can't Play Like this tomorrow award"
that seems like its crossing a line. Its one thing to criticize a player on this site that’s freedom of speech, but to actually send it to the player seems like being a bad fan.
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Mar 10, 2010 4:50 PM EST reply actions
Agreed.
Let’s leave them out of this. I don’t want to be like the HT police and say that we can’t say anything bad about our own guys. If they want to check in on the blog, they’re welcome to, but they more or less do so at their own risk. Reaching out to them is a different story.
Completely agree
It's not you, it's me.
by Jeff Green's Dad on Mar 10, 2010 4:54 PM EST up reply actions
Horrible karma
Manley Field House is officially closed!
by HoyaParanoia85 on Mar 10, 2010 5:00 PM EST up reply actions
Hope this isn't what he's referring to...
G_Monroe10: Wow that was really unnecessary and it def blew the mood! Ppl can really be some selfish at times.
Manley Field House is officially closed!
by HoyaParanoia85 on Mar 10, 2010 5:02 PM EST up reply actions
oh for Christ's sake
You see, people. This is why we can’t have nice things.
monroe took the tweet off ...
hope he wasnt referring to us
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Mar 10, 2010 5:12 PM EST up reply actions
From HT
Apparently quoting ESPN:
“After a timeout in the first half, the 6-foot-9 junior [Vaughn] walked over to a bucket sitting courtside and promptly vomited. Vaughn didn’t even bother to get a drink of water, wiping his face on his jersey and heading back onto the court moments later.”
That is badass
Manley Field House is officially closed!
by HoyaParanoia85 on Mar 10, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
there should just be a big banner at the top of this site
TO THE PLAYERS: WE LOVE YOU ALL, FEEL FREE TO IGNORE US
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
Agreed
should be
TO THE PLAYERS (& RECRUITS): WE LOVE YOU ALL, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, IGNORE US
Andy Rautins has AIDS
there ya go
Public Service Announcement right above the traitor list
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Mar 10, 2010 6:14 PM EST up reply actions
CASUAL HOYA POLICY
Attention: Even though sometimes the 19 year-old boys we write about play like crap and wreck the only light in our lives by losing a college basketball game, we love them all very much. Please do not take it upon yourself to send anything that appears on this blog to the players. You are only doing yourself and the team a disservice.
Casually.
aja32 & mine are better
But its a start
thank you
Mine is MUCH better
Andy Rautins has AIDS
yall come to watch the NIT
For USF, that a nice little consolation prize.
Played well two games in a row. Nice to see. I am secretly hoping that the wrecking ball has rallied around his bff and his diagnosis to put his own issues aside. If thats the case then Hoyas are a NUCLEAR POWER.
More Vaughn Formspring
dude, dont listen to people. those casual and hoyatalk sites are alumni sites, and do not call out players with malicious intent. they provide a forum to vent, laugh and forget that their lives suck. keep working hard.
haha best formspring yet….gotchu bro
GOOD TIMES.
It's not you, it's me.
by Jeff Green's Dad on Mar 10, 2010 5:13 PM EST reply actions
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yo man, as a frequent contributor to casual hoya, i’m embarrassed someone sent you that award. i hope you understand how supportive we are, and the stuff is usually ajoke. if you don’t want to read, we get that and it shouldnt be brought here. sorry again
nah u good its all apart of the job…thanks tho
It's not you, it's me.
by Jeff Green's Dad on Mar 10, 2010 5:14 PM EST up reply actions
good
i’ve thought about saying something similar, but it’s better coming from one of the blogfathers
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
NO MORE SENDING CONTENT OF THIS BLOG TO PLAYERS
Understood?
It's not you, it's me.
by Jeff Green's Dad on Mar 10, 2010 5:18 PM EST up reply actions
Is formspring like twitter?
Am I dense for not knowing what formspring is?
you anonymously submit questions
they can pick and choose which ones to answer
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
i never did anything from this site, though for the record
I am the one who formspringed Julian telling him 1) to ignore the Casual no-nothings, 2) that all the 20 something girls are gaga for him and 3) that he could be All-Big East next year.
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Mar 10, 2010 5:23 PM EST up reply actions
hooray. can we move on now?
SYRACUSE IS TOMORROW.
come on!
Casually.
by CasualHoya on Mar 10, 2010 5:15 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
I've moved on
I formspringed Julian asking him
Q: Why are all Cuse fans sickly looking albinos? Is it something in the water up there?
A: lol
It's not me, It's you
by SomebodyBuyAustinaSteak on Mar 10, 2010 5:54 PM EST up reply actions
Its not us...
Its highly probable that a Cuse fan like HoyaSuxa sent Vaughn that comment. I’d bet on it
... straight for a touchdown... I mean Rebound
by glackensghost on Mar 11, 2010 9:43 AM EST up reply actions

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