Casual Lock of the Day: Varmint v. Teddy - Day 6
by CasualHoya on Mar 1, 2010 1:15 PM EST
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PrintOver the past week we have been using this feature to document the answer to one of gambling's greatest questions:
CAN AN AVID SPORTS GAMBLER PICK BETTER THAN MY PUPPY?
The answer has become abundantly clear.
Tale of the Tape and The Picks after The Jump:
Tale of the Tape:
| Varmint | Teddy | |
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| Head to Head |
0-5 | 5-0 |
| Age | 37 | Almost 2 years old |
| Race | Ghostly White | Maltipoo |
| Weight | 205 pounds | 6 pounds |
| Fun Fact | " I had a 2.13 GPA in high school but got a 3.97 GPA in my Masters Degree program." | "When I'm thirsty my tongue hangs out of my mouth." |
Varmint's Pick:
My record is a blazing 4-11!
I spent the weekend trolling the Vegas strip asking washed-up gamblers for pocket change just so I can put action on tonight's game. I figure since I have been to the bottom there's nowehere to go but up! We're starting this week fresh with a GUARANTEED WIN...
UTAH STATE -13.5 vs Fresno State Fresno State is the shits and is a poor program with a lame duck coach. Utah State is playing great basketball right now....this is a tough place to play...one of the toughest in the nation....look for the Fresno State players to be fixated on all the mormon women and get lost in transition D!
Empty your bank account and lay heavy. Utah State -13.5 is a LOCK!!!
Teddy's Pick:
I am 5-0 and moving to Vegas. If I just had access to my daddy's sportsbook account I'd be eating prime rib instead of this crap organic hard food he pushes in front of me in a bowl everyday. The fact that this Varmint clown hasn't picked a game correctly in a week is embarrassing to all of the readers of this blog. A few more wins and I'm starting my own.
Austin Freeman is infected like Claire and Sayid on LOST. How are the Hoyas going to score any points tonight? Take the UNDER 141.
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Which game is Teddy calling for under 141?
or is he predicting that the combined score in every game tonight will be under 141?
by MerlinWilson'sSister on Mar 1, 2010 2:37 PM EST reply actions
I Wish it was 141
I want Teddy’s sportsbook, opening line was 138 and now down to 136.5 but who can go against a dog that is 5-0? Multipoo please don’t crap out on me now
I think that if:
you have the line at 141 you have to go under, and if it is 136.5 you take the over. Thats looking at the history of the teams scores. One can argue that Freeman out should change that a lot, but the total for ND was 142.
by TheDoctorIsIn on Mar 1, 2010 5:27 PM EST up reply actions
Teddy soiled the carpet.....
Bad Dog!!!
by MerlinWilson'sSister on Mar 1, 2010 9:13 PM EST reply actions
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