After our man Varmint in Vegas went 4-7 in his first 11 picks (including a soul crushing and wallet burning 6 game losing streak), we here at the GLOBAL PHENOMENON began listening to your pleas to make a change. But rather than dump Varmint while he was down on his luck, we decided to make things a bit more interesting while at the same time testing out one of gambling's greatest questions:
CAN AN AVID SPORTS GAMBLER PICK BETTER THAN MY PUPPY?
Tale of the Tape and Picks after The Jump:
Tale of the Tape:
|Age||37||Almost 2 years old|
|Weight||205 pounds||6 pounds|
|Fun Fact||"I am 2-6 all-time in street fights."||"I am constantly told not to beg for food."|
Another loser for Vomit the Geek last night..... Here we go with my 15th pick...I am 4-10!
Vandy -11 vs Georgia.....Bigtime revenge game here for the Commodores....Georgia beat Vandy in a fluke game on Feb 6th....Vandy is 15-20 points better than Georgia...lock 'em up!
Empty your bank account and lay heavy. Vandy -11 is a LOCK!!!
I am 3-0 and moving to Vegas. This Varmint guy stinks like my poo.
I dislike most other animals, especially the cats and squirrels I see during my walks. I'm sure I'd hate a badger if I ever encountered one, but doesn't Indiana have that awful Jeremiah Rivers guy who transferred from my daddy's favorite team? Take Wisconsin -10.