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Casual Lock of the Day: Varmint v. Teddy - Day 4

After our man Varmint in Vegas went 4-7 in his first 11 picks (including a soul crushing and wallet burning 6 game losing streak), we here at the GLOBAL PHENOMENON began listening to your pleas to make a change.  But rather than dump Varmint while he was down on his luck, we decided to make things a bit more interesting while at the same time testing out one of gambling's greatest questions:

CAN AN AVID SPORTS GAMBLER PICK BETTER THAN MY PUPPY?

Tale of the Tape and Picks after The Jump:

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Tale of the Tape: 

Varmint Teddy

Gambler_medium Teddy_2_medium
Head-to-Head Record 0-3 3-0
Age 37 Almost 2 years old
Race Ghostly White Maltipoo
Weight 205 pounds 6 pounds
Fun Fact   "I am 2-6 all-time in street fights." "I am constantly told not to beg for food."

 

Varmint's Pick:

Another loser for Vomit the Geek last night..... Here we go with my 15th pick...I am 4-10!

Vandy -11 vs Georgia.....Bigtime revenge game here for the Commodores....Georgia beat Vandy in a fluke game on Feb 6th....Vandy is 15-20 points better than Georgia...lock 'em up!

Empty your bank account and lay heavy.  Vandy -11 is a LOCK!!!

Teddy's Pick:

I am 3-0 and moving to Vegas.  This Varmint guy stinks like my poo.

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I dislike most other animals, especially the cats and squirrels I see during my walks.  I'm sure I'd hate a badger if I ever encountered one, but doesn't Indiana have that awful Jeremiah Rivers guy who transferred from my daddy's favorite team?  Take Wisconsin -10

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4-10?

It reads more and more like an Esherick era conference record with each pick.

KBE

by SirHoya on Feb 25, 2010 3:43 PM EST reply actions  

If casualhoya can go 3-0 with Teddy...

…so could Esherick. Really tough to screw up with that kind of natural, unfettered talent.

by Takin' the Points on Feb 25, 2010 3:57 PM EST reply actions  

empty your bank accounts and lay heavy on...

buddy, my bank accounts been empty since 6 losses ago!

High fives only on three pointers.

by TheYellofAllYells on Feb 25, 2010 4:29 PM EST reply actions  

what kind of pictures

does varmint have of casualhoya? Is there another explanation for why this trainwreck continues? the dog is legit though.

"You switched the samples"

by team doctor on Feb 25, 2010 5:57 PM EST reply actions  

Varmint is 4-11

Unfathomable downside.

Casually.

by CasualHoya on Feb 25, 2010 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

Wisconsin

Leading by 30

What are these assertions!?

by DHB Enterprises on Feb 25, 2010 10:43 PM EST reply actions  

0-4 vs dog, 4-11 ATS overall… unbelievable. Is there some alternate blog out there where Varmint picks the other side of all of his “locks”, and is about set those suckers up for a serious hurtin’?

by Takin' the Points on Feb 26, 2010 11:01 AM EST reply actions  

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