So I've just been informed by work that I will be in a fancy-schmancy box for tomorrow night's game. This, of course, means schmoozing, which typically done without face paint involved. Same goes for sign. Thus, I'm sadly out of commission for the game.

Now, I have a highly deluded sense of my own personal fame (and thus fit right in here) and I'd hate to disappoint anyone by putting them through a Joker-less game. Who will hold up signs and block the view of the open seats behind them? Who will keep an eye on the Verizon camera-man narcissistically hoping for some Jumbotron love? Who, I ASK YOU, will smile creepily when current students want to take a picture with them?

YOU, I say.

I dream of an army of Hoya fans showing up in the signature Joker facepaint, like the scene from V for Vendetta...or the one from Disney's Three Musketeers...or sort of like Spartacus, although who would be demanding to see the Georgetown Joker? No one really.

So you guys should, you know, go about coordinating that. Alternatively, I SUPPOSE some hilarious signs will do. I mean, I'm just saying, the joker paint is scary. We could SCARE Rautins out of his shooting zone.

Seriously, please everyone go nuts on some signs for me. Spending hours at a time on here has taught me you're all really clever and my experience with my own signs has indicated that cleverness is not required ("Beating Nova is Snow Problem"? Really, Ian?) I'm bummed to have to forgo my usual night of furious Magic Markering in favor of work. Nonetheless, this is the case.

Let's beat Cuse! Twice the Father-Son Dynasty, None of the Rautins family creepiness.