A Wager with Hoya Suxa on Tomorrow's Game
by Hire Esherick on Feb 17, 2010 3:11 PM EST
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As Hate Day continues, Matt aka Hoya Suxa, the dark overlord of the self-named blog Hoya Suxa, and I, your fearless and visionary leader, have entered into a wager regarding the outcome of tomorrow's match between Syracuse and Georgetown.
(More after the Jump)
The bet is as follows:
If Georgetown wins, he will pen an entry lauding, celebrating and blessing the virtues of Georgetown University, a beacon of hope, peace and tranquility in a world full of violent, women-beating and bottle-throwing Cuse Delinquents. For those not aware of Matt's blog, it is a mostly humorous, but sometimes pitiful satire on everything related to Georgetown that often praises the demon schools that thwart the Hoyas rise to dominance.
If Syracuse wins, I will rid myself of whatever remaining dignity I have left and wax poetic on the merits of Gerry McNamara. May God have mercy on my soul.
Good talk.
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Even if we win we lose.
Who’s going to make Suxa’s entry coherent?
ancient history
http://www.yougotdunkedon.com/2009/01/georgetowns-dajuan-summers-dunks-on.html
I can have oodles of charm when I want to.
that wasnt boneheaded
they were up by 19
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Feb 17, 2010 4:10 PM EST up reply actions
Hey, if you wanna toss the other team free points in the first half, be my guest.
Go, fight, and win.
Better than getting tossed out of a game...
…guess Dajuan wanted to personally thank Ongenaet for the elbow to the head.
Why so Syracuse?
LOL @ Ongenaet
guy averaged 4.5 fouls per game.
High fives only on three pointers.
by TheYellofAllYells on Feb 17, 2010 4:26 PM EST up reply actions
Who will sex Gerrymac tonight?
No one. Absolutely no one.
by who will sex dikembe tonight on Feb 17, 2010 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
Hoya Suxa Suxas
that website blows, there is nothing funny about it…plus the guy who runs it is a overly sensitive tool bag. I owned him so hard on his own blog that he ended up changing the privacy settings so you have to sign up and log in to comment.
cry me a river buddy. looking forward to your glowing post about gtown on friday.
High fives only on three pointers.
by TheYellofAllYells on Feb 17, 2010 4:27 PM EST reply actions
Thank you
Gracious in being owned and no obvious spelling errors…are you sure you went to Syracuse?
High fives only on three pointers.
by TheYellofAllYells on Feb 17, 2010 5:25 PM EST up reply actions
just gonna go out on a limb and say
who gives a crap about spelling and grammatical errors. im not turning this shit in for a grade. i dont even read over what i write because i know its mostly nonsense.
now continue on with your bickering.
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Feb 17, 2010 5:29 PM EST up reply actions
are you fraternizing with the enemy?
BENEDICT ARNOLD
or rather
JEREMIAH RIVERS!
High fives only on three pointers.
by TheYellofAllYells on Feb 17, 2010 5:30 PM EST up reply actions
tis not true
i bet suxa loves spelling and grammar. in which case you would share the same opinion with him. and then you two have to get married.
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Feb 17, 2010 5:33 PM EST up reply actions
You wrote this in the passive voice.
An act so shameful that it should carry death as a consequence. Your use of the ellipsis is also questionable.
Also, before you come over tonight make sure that you stop at Big John’s house and grab a towel. I wouldn’t want your knees to hurt when you blow me.
The Jerk Store called
And they are running out of you
Good talk.
by Hire Esherick on Feb 17, 2010 6:10 PM EST up reply actions
Weak Beard?
Do you really rock that?
Or is that what got McDonough aroused?
Blip
by JahidiLikesPie on Feb 17, 2010 10:34 PM EST up reply actions
present tense
GETS! GETS McDonough Aroused.
Don’t want to sell our guest short!
Blip
by JahidiLikesPie on Feb 17, 2010 10:35 PM EST up reply actions
Better?
Clean shaven and with some sharp new threads.
As for McDonough, well, i think everyone’s heard the rumors at this point.
I hope we lose!
I have some nice things to say about Gerry Mac. Esherick, can I ghostwrite it for you?
breaking...
I have just received word from the virgin lordnick that he is, indeed willing to be sacrificed for the greater good should the Hoyas lose to Cuse.
I believe this will be the first time in the history of the internet that a virgin (in this case lordnick) will be sacrificed as a result of a college basketball outcome.
Casually.
Hoya Suxa is just jealous
KY never sponsored his blog
Manley Field House is officially closed!
by HoyaParanoia85 on Feb 17, 2010 10:16 PM EST reply actions
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