C'mon, what percentage of SB Nation readers/contributors are getting laid on Valentine's day? I say 30% tops.

Yo marketing peeps, know your audience.  Don't they realize that Cuse fans probably use this web system more than any other fanbase? Nobody wants to mate with those fat and hairy messes, and their male fans ain't much to look at either. Just money down the drain.

 The average Cuse fan's Sunday night will actually look like this:

(sorry, just getting ready for hate week)