Just wanted to say hello to everyone and just say I read this website maybe 10 times a day (the casual awards are my favorite).  I finally decided to join because not only am I a diehard Hoya fan, I have been blessed with a rare opportunity.  Tonight at 9 on ESPN, the Gamecocks will take on Calipari's CheaterCats.  Hopefully our signs will make it on ESPN or get circulated around the internet.  One of our signs, for example:

Money, Jewerly, Prostitutes for Marcus Camby- $28,000
Having someone take a test for Derrick Rose- $43
Losing the first game you coach at the Colonial Center- Priceless
There are some things money can't buy, and for that just ask Calipari and he'll hook you up.

Any anti-Calipari sign ideas would be greatly appreciated.

I am a senior at SC, but my heart lies with the Hoyas.  And everyone hates Calipari down here too.