While this story would have been MUCH better if there was an interpretation angle, I find myself wondering where he got his idea for the story.
Why didn't you ask about the celebratory cake after DePaul? The plane tweets? Waters, if you are going to go, go all the way!!! IAMFREE15 seems like a fun-loving guy. Just ask the questions!!
The Leads aren't weak, Mr. Waters! You're Weak!!
Get your own story leads!!!