Assuming his most comfortable position, Syracuse’s Kristof Ongenaet attempts to prove to the Madison Square Garden crowd that Citizen Dick isn ‘t the only thing that’s big in Belgium.

Dismissing syrup and powdered sugar as childish waffle toppings, Belgian Kristof Ongenaet attempts to sample his own berries.

Upset about graduating in less than two months, Syracuse Senior Kristof Ongenaet relives freshman year by matriculating in front of a sold out crowd.

Ongenaet tumbles to the court after failing to stick the landing on a pull-up jumper.

Kristof was unable to find any position that worked in his never-ending quest to give himself a blowjob.

Louisville’s Jerry Smith does the ‘Soulja Boy’