This One's For You, DaJuan

by Hire Esherick on Mar 12, 2009 11:34 PM EDT in Music for the Soul

I got a stern warning from the blogging gods last time I re-wrote a Kelly song. They told me that they would excuse my lapse in judgment just this one time, and should it happen again, the punishment would be severe and eternal. Well in the words of Pedro Cerano, "F--- You, Jobu. I do it myself." Presented for you auditory pleasure: Go Pro Now by Kelly Clarkson.

There's lot of money and hot honies,
Ain't it funny, future's sunny despite the way you've played.
You've got potential and the truth is height's essential,
DaJuan, watching you has made me go gray.

So before you stay one more year,
Let me tell my greatest nightmare, oh yeah.
You don't improve and me-first habits bring us down,
And for the second year we miss the tourney, oh.

We're looking for a leader, not a selfish senior,
Should you stay or should you go?
Well if you're not a team player, I think it's a simple choice.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. just go pro now
Just go pro now, just go pro now.

Had so much hope for you, after seeing what you could do,
Freshman year you made the Final Four.
All-Big East Rookie team, had twenty points vs. UNC,
Come Junior year, this team was yours.

So when it was your time to shine,
DaJuan, you left your team behind.
I think it's time to go, already act like you're a pro,
Don't listen to what coach has to say, hey.

Can you share with Greg Monroe, get over your huge ego?
I need to know can you pass, some more things I have to ask

Are you gonna play for us, win for us, share the ball for us?

Take smart shots for us, cause if you're not the pros await.

If you're not a team player,
Go pro now, go pro now, go pro now, go pro now.