I got a stern warning from the blogging gods last time I re-wrote a Kelly song. They told me that they would excuse my lapse in judgment just this one time, and should it happen again, the punishment would be severe and eternal. Well in the words of Pedro Cerano, "F--- You, Jobu. I do it myself." Presented for you auditory pleasure: Go Pro Now by Kelly Clarkson.
Ain't it funny, future's sunny despite the way you've played.
You've got potential and the truth is height's essential,
DaJuan, watching you has made me go gray.
So before you stay one more year,
Let me tell my greatest nightmare, oh yeah.
You don't improve and me-first habits bring us down,
And for the second year we miss the tourney, oh.
Should you stay or should you go?
Well if you're not a team player, I think it's a simple choice.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. just go pro now
Just go pro now, just go pro now.
Freshman year you made the Final Four.
All-Big East Rookie team, had twenty points vs. UNC,
Come Junior year, this team was yours.
DaJuan, you left your team behind.
I think it's time to go, already act like you're a pro,
Don't listen to what coach has to say, hey.
Should you stay or should you go?
Well if you're not a team player, I think it's a simple choice.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. just go pro now
Just go pro now, just go pro now.
I need to know can you pass, some more things I have to ask
Should you stay or should you go?
Well if you're not a team player, I think it's a simple choice.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. just go pro now
Just go pro now, just go pro now.
Go pro now, go pro now, go pro now, go pro now.