I was driving in Stamford, CT last weekend and saw one of those annoying snickers ads that uses the snickers label and makes a play on words using it.  The way this one played out???

Enjoy:

Did they pay him in SNICKERS?  Are (Ch)Ewing and Barkley running a contest to see which athlete from my youth can make me feel the oldest by looking the most out of shape?  Sheez!

I guess that I need 75 words to make a lame joke.  This should do it.